George Feeny quotes from Boy Meets World

Feeny

Mr. Matthews, unhand that Minkus!

Feeny

I realize that all you seventh graders are delicate, adolescent flowers just beginning your high school blooming. And so I say this with utmost sensitivity. Take this test... or die.

Feeny

[of Cory and Shawn] I'd give up on them, but I don't think they'd notice.

Feeny

Let's not call it "detention." I prefer "Hooked on Feeny."

Feeny

[reading from Eric's one-man play] "There I was on the dusty, dirty highway. The hot wind howled like a kind of howling, hot, windy thing."

Feeny

We'll return to The Young and the Restless right after this word from Feeny. And the word is...Shut up.

Feeny

THAT'S ENOUGH! Now, this class will not be more interested in the romantic goings-on of its students than it is with whatever the hell I'm teaching!

Feeny

Is that the stupid idea train coming around the bend?

Feeny

[looking at Eric dressed as a woman] Hm, double D's -- just like your grades.

Feeny

Mr. Matthews, I have no idea what you're talking about. And that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it.

Feeny

[after everyone leaves the room, solemnly] I love you all... Class dismissed. [leaves the classroom]

Feeny

What is this, Mr. Matthews?

Cory

Huh? What'd you say, Mr. Feeny? You took my hearing aid.

Feeny

Anyway, that night it was announced that President Truman was going on the radio to announce the war was going to end, and I asked my father if I could stay up with him to listen to it. What do you think he said?

Cory

I'm guessing either yes or no, but we both know how I do on multiple choice.

Cory

Math: two plus two is always four. Science: the Earth always goes around the sun. History: Lincoln always gets shot in the head.

Feeny

Lincoln got off easy.

Feeny

All right, Mr. Matthews, I will take you on. I shall prep you for the tournament. I know that your motives are not pure, but I hope your quest for the prize will lead you to the temple of knowledge.

Cory

Yeah, yeah, if it's on the way.