Cory Matthews quotes from Boy Meets World

Cory

[to Feeny] It's hard to imagine you as a kid. Did your parents call you Mr. Feeny?

Cory

Well, how come when I make paper airplanes I get detention and he doesn't?

Cory

I withdraw the question.

Cory

Minkus, get a life. That's your homework assignment: Get. A. Life.

Cory

Fine, keep your goods. Like we need your stinkin' British goods. We're American, we're independent. We'll get our goods from Japan!

Cory

How come every boring guy in history is named George?[Mr. Feeny looks at him angrily] I mean every dead boring guy.

Cory

Beautiful? I've seen hormones turn a normal guy's face into Craters 'R Us.

Cory

[in health class] Well, the man's got the sperm and the woman's got the egg. Now, once a month an egg slides down the [sic]'Philippine' tube towards the uterus. The first sperm to reach the egg wins, it gets a medal, it's born, you name him Cory, you push him out the door, and nothing makes sense for the rest of his life.

Cory

Last night T.K. and me talked on the phone for two hours. That beats my previous time spent on the phone with a girl by, like... two hours.

Cory

[after being asked to give Shawn a note for the second time] Do I have an unlisted desk or something?

Cory

I'm on an emotional roller coaster.

Cory

Well, I know who you are! You're Shawn Hunter! You were raised by wolves - you're MY friend. It says so in your biography. I mean, what else do you need to know?

Cory

Shawn, I've been at this school for two years, and people still call me "Eric's brother," "Shawn's friend," or my favorite, "Hey kid, move!"

Cory

The key is to be direct and vague, yet obvious and subtle.

Cory

I'm going out into the blizzard with just one mitten. Godspeed to me!

Cory

Oh, didn't you hear? The school's all-American point guard is being tutored by the school's all-American cheesehead.