Topanga Lawrence quotes from Boy Meets World

Topanga

I'm here.

Cory

Hi...[closes the door] You're playing Solitaire?

Topanga

Yeah. 'cause I alone. I played 19 games

Cory

Did you win them all? [Topanga shoots him "The look"] Sorry.

Topanga

Yeah.

Cory

Look, could you put the cards away? I need to talk to you.

Topanga

Oh? You have something you want to say to me now?

Cory

I'm-I'm sorry about what happened. I'm, I'm deeply, deeply sorry. Y'know? And I do take back what I said to you.

Topanga

[stands up and walks to the side of the room opposite Cory] Uh-huh?

Cory

Th-that's all I get is "uh-huh?"? Topanga, I just apologized! Now it's your turn...?

Topanga

No! That's not the way it works!

Cory

What, I don't apologize good enough for you, either?!

Topanga

OH, IS THAT WHAT THAT WAS?!

Cory

That's right... I'm a hypochondriac!

Topanga

Cory! It means that there's nothing wrong with you! It means you create stuff in your head!

Cory

Yes, well. [holds up bottle] He gave me these placebos.

Shawn

Placebos are what they give to crazy people like you to make them think they're being cured of something they don't have!

Cory

Hey! I have to be on these for the REST OF MY LIFE!!

Topanga

Do you want a blanket?

Cory

Oh, that would be swell. But not wool. Wool chafes my nippies.

Topanga

Mr. Feeny, how can you keep us locked in this room?

Feeny

A-minus

Topanga

Well played, old man.

Topanga

We have become your parents.

Cory

Never, ever mention my parents in bed again!

Topanga

Your queen demands a duel. Lord Hunter. [hands Shawn a sword] Sir Complain-a-lot. [hands Cory a sword] The winner shall get my hand.

Cory

[French accent] En guarde, doody-head.

Shawn

[French accent] Prepare to die, scoundrel.

Cory

Oh, I a scoundrel? [Ebonics voice] 's cool.

Topanga

All right, your queen's getting bored. Can we see some bloodshed?

[to Cory, Shawn, Eric and Topanga] Believe in yourselves. Dream. Try. Do good.

Topanga

[to Mr. Feeny] Don't you mean do well?

[to Topanga] No, I mean...do good.

Topanga

I will never forget you. You were more of a father to me than my own dad.

Shawn

You...you never gave up on me. Never once. I'm...I'm not gonna forget you. You're the best person I know.

Eric

I don't know what's gonna happen to me. But I do know that I'm gonna be a good person who cares about people, and I blame you for that.