Melissa quotes from Boston Legal

Melissa

Don't fall for her, Alan. She's just a guest star.

Melissa

[to Alan] I will not be objectified...

[to Alan] I told you to interview.

Melissa

You're a really weird man, aren't you?

Alan

Seems so.

Melissa

I will make sure you don't wig out and that's it.

Alan

I'm not sure the term 'wig out' has legal teeth.

Melissa

Mmm, but it is extremely xeroxable for all the partners' windshields.

Melissa

That was the single sexiest thing I've ever seen a man do.

Alan

You should see me do it naked.

Melissa

How's my hair? Does my hair work?

Alan

It does appear to grow each month.

This woman is under arrest for evasion of Federal income taxes.

Melissa

Ooopsie.