This woman is under arrest for evasion of Federal income taxes.
[Alan stares at Melissa]
Ooopsie.
Boston Legal · Season 2, Episode 19
“Stick It” · Season 2, Episode 19
In this episode: Denny Crane (1), Alan Shore (1), Shirley (1), Denise (1), Judge Sanders (1), Melissa (1)
This woman is under arrest for evasion of Federal income taxes.
[Alan stares at Melissa]
Ooopsie.
Ten A.M. tomorrow. And I would ask Counsel to check his sense of humor at the door. My courtroom is a temple of decorum. And I do not tolerate jibber-jabber.
You slept with him!
Did not!
You slept with him!
Did not!
You slept with him!
Well, maybe a little bit.
You know what I miss most about our country, Denny? Not the loss of our civil rights so much as our compassion, our soul, our humanity.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Soul, that's a religious thing. State... church... it's unconstitutional for the United States to have a soul.
Apparently. We seem to be becoming a mean people. Learned Hand once said, "Liberty lies in our hearts, and once it dies there, no constitution can save it."
Just once, I wish you'd quote a Republican.
"I want a kinder and gentler nation."
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