You're a really weird man, aren't you?
Seems so.
“The Ass Fat Jungle” · Season 2, Episode 8
In this episode: Alan Shore (4), Denny Crane (2), Melissa (2), Denise (1)
GDr. Glouberman
I would never do anything to harm a patient. My fat, Denise, it's the good stuff.
I will make sure you don't wig out and that's it.
I'm not sure the term 'wig out' has legal teeth.
Mmm, but it is extremely xeroxable for all the partners' windshields.
GDr. Glouberman
She's a vicious, spiteful, treacherous pig. That's what she is.
I'm not going to lead with that.
Because we're friends, I'm gonna tell you something nobody else knows. I'm homophobic.
[deadpan] I'm stunned.
Thank you, Alan, for coming with me.
I think friends should always encourage friends to get their heads examined.
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