Jeffrey quotes from Boston Legal

Jeffrey

The angry, bald little husband killed his wife... just like in the movies.

Jeffrey

Standing real close. It's okay. I'm a personal guy myself. As a matter of fact, I like to talk to people directly and not read their reports. That is why I went to see the corner. Chatty little fella. Okay, that's a little too close now.

Here's the deal.

I love deals!

... ... Do I make myself clear?

Jeffrey

You do. And if you think I've broken the law, arrest me. And insist on it. You're staring. That's cause you can't think of anything to say or Richmond told you that works. You know, when my mind goes blank, I just like to go with my old standby which is, of course,' Go screw yourself. Do I need to include instructions with that?' Everybody gives me the look.

Jeffrey

I assured him the police never arrest innocent people. Just doesn't happen. I'm sure you in particular are never wrong.

I thought you came down here to cooperate?

Jeffrey

You killed the moment.

I can officially detain him.

Jeffrey

In which case he officially asks for he's lawyer and you can't talk to him. What is this? Good cop bad cop? If so, send in the good cop!

[Stare]

Jeffrey

That's quite a look.

Jeffrey

Small point. Mr Little here is a witness. Your questions seems to suggest he's a suspect. Maybe it's just me. You might try asking whether there were any cars parked in the street. Any strange people in the area. Any other information that might shed some light into who killed her. You do wanna know right?

You wanna let me do my job?

Claire

He's hoping you'll do it.

[Stare]

Claire

What? You wanna ask me out?

[to Shirley about Jeffrey] Excuse me, but did you say this man is a partner?

Jeffrey

She did. I could be your partner.

Jeffrey

By the way, you are?

Drop dead.

Let me tell you something right now. If you start to intimidate my witnesses...

Jeffrey

Why yours? Do you have dibs?

Is this the way you wanna play it? Fine.

Jeffrey

Doesn't seem we can settle this with words. Maybe we should fight.

Jeffrey

Why does everyone in Boston just stare at me?

Jeffrey

Denny. Seen Shirley?

Denny

Why?

Jeffrey

She was gonna meet me.

Denny

Why?

Jeffrey

We had some business to discuss.

Denny

What sort of business?

Jeffrey

The kind that wasn't yours, actually.

Denny

I told Alan, I'm telling you. Stay away from Shirley.

Jeffrey

Bit of a weak stream you got going there. Get your prostate checked?

What did you say to me?

Jeffrey

Never mind.

So what? You're gonna make fun of my flow now?

Jeffrey

I'm sorry. It just seems a little lackluster. I would think a Marine would be a little more 'Hup To'. You gonna hit me, Brad?

Oh, you'd just love that, wouldn't you? For me to sink to your level.

Shirley

You do realize that I am significantly older than you are.

Jeffrey

Then be my significantly older other.

Shirley

I am a senior partner here.

Jeffrey

You say that like it can get you laid. It can.

Jeffrey

I suppose we better work this out.

Does it have to be now?

Jeffrey

Well, it is the season. Peace on Earth...love for your fellow man...

Wait. What was that?

Jeffrey

"Love for your fellow man"?

No, before that.

Jeffrey

"Peace on Earth"?

Liberal. I knew it!

Jeffrey

Guess we should work this out.

Does it have to be tonight?

Jeffrey

Well, it is the season. 'Peace on Earth, good will toward men'...

What was that?

Jeffrey

"Good will toward men"?

No, right before that.

Jeffrey

"Peace on Earth"?

I knew it. Liberal.

This is so high school.

Paul

As opposed to you and Jeffrey slugging it out in the men's room?

I won.

Jeffrey

Did not!

Paul

Shut up!