You shot out your client's kneecap!
“Truly, Madly, Deeply” · Season 2, Episode 7
In this episode: Denny Crane (7), Alan Shore (4), Brad (2), Shirley (1), Paul (1), Melissa (1), Garrett (1)
I squeezed a clown's nose today.
Good for you!
Hope you die. Denny Crane.
Hey kid, front and center. I bet you'd lick my shoes for a murder case, wouldn't you?
Oh, I would, sir.
Because I like you, you don't have to lick them. Just dust them with your sleeve.
Indigent are poor. Hate the poor. Can't pay.
It's fun being me. Is it fun being you?
Most of the time actually.
Then what else is there?
Indeed.
What would you do as mayor of Boston?
Oh, I don't know, attack Rhode Island. Small.
BBrad
You need to stand up and deliver this closing.
Will the clown be there?
[to Judge Harvey Cooper[ You're a douchebag. I don't do well with douchebags.
[to Alan] I will not be objectified...
BBrad
[to Alan] I told you to interview.
DBDwight Biddle
It's Bumpy, isn't it? I had such a crush on that cow. It doesn't mean I'm gay.
DBDwight Biddle
We became very close.
You strayed with livestock?
DBDwight Biddle
It's not what you think. It was all very loving.
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