Seriously, do I act like I'm the only one in the room?
Denny, one of the things I love about you is when we talk, often it's as if you're not even in the room.
“Legal Deficits” · Season 2, Episode 10
In this episode: Denny Crane (10), Alan Shore (6), Shirley (3), Melissa (2), Brad (1), Paul (1), Frank (1)
You know, we have a saying in Massachusetts. "Maybe someday you'll get horribly sick and die." Until then.
What are you doing in my office?
This is my office, Denny.
Oh, that must mean I've come to see you...why?
Denny Crane. My poop doesn't smell. Comes out in pretty colors, pastels. Denny Crane.
You attacked a man, cutting off his fingers. As someone who took an oath to uphold the law, yes, I take that personally.
BBrad
Good sound bite, Frank. Might want to save it for the cameras.
[to Shirley] It's not nice to talk about crazy people behind their backs.
[to Judge Brown] Judge, you're old. I'm old. Lock and load before we're dead.
That was the single sexiest thing I've ever seen a man do.
You should see me do it naked.
The credit card industry is a pack of hyenas crunching on the bones of the poor.
With juries, it always comes down to simple. There's nobody simpler than me.
How's my hair? Does my hair work?
It does appear to grow each month.
[to Father Ryan] Do I dare ask where those three fingers have been prior to my client chopping them off?
FRFather Ryan
That's a cheap shot.
I've been known to take them.
I have an erection... Let the trial begin. I'm ready.
Denny Crane.
That is not a legal defense.
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