Denise quotes from Boston Legal

I want to know when I'm going to be made partner?

Shirley

When you're good enough.

[to Shirley about Jeffrey] Excuse me, but did you say this man is a partner?

Jeffrey

She did. I could be your partner.

Jeffrey

By the way, you are?

Drop dead.

You sure it was the husband?

Lincoln

I am. He drives some sort of little white convertible in an attempt, I suppose, to seem interesting, which he's not. Not at all. He's a nasty little man. He made her get that restraining order against me. He made her do it.

Well, you are a Peeping Tom.

Lincoln

She liked that. She liked that I looked. I was a benign peepy.

Shirley

Are you okay?

It's just that ever since Daniel died, I... All I can think about is...

Shirley

Yeah.

Sex. [Shirley looks startled] I walk down the street anything I pass in pants...I wanna have sex!

Shirley

Oh.

I'm not kidding, Shirley. I wanna screw anybody and everybody. Denny Crane is looking good to me right now.

Excuse me. [drags Alan away] I just wanted to tell you that what you said to me last night was truly...disgusting.

Alan

Hm. And I assure you, Denise, I'm a man of my word.

Alan

Denise, you've always struck me as a woman who secretly longs to be debased. It's an awfully big job. But I feel I'm just the man to... do it.

Don't stop. I'm curious to see just how low you'll go.

Alan

All the way down. Again. And again. I see the filthy, naughty girl deep inside you, Denise, longing to get out. Now, if you're so unwilling to let her out, perhaps I should go in after her. I brought my snorkel.

Alan

Denise, I couldn't help but overhear your conversation with Shirley. I happen to know sometimes grief can trigger the libido. It's got something to do with death causing a biological need to propagate the species. Evidently after 9-11, people were running around like rabbits.

Really? I did not know that.

Alan

If I could ever be of service...to help you cope.

Alan

Let me see your underwear, Denise.

Get out.