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[about Judge Hooper] So how can such a little bald man like that end up with such a beautiful wife?
“New Kids on the Block” · Season 3, Episode 2
In this episode: Claire (8), Alan Shore (5), Jeffrey (5), Denny Crane (4), Denise (3), Shirley (2), Brad (1)
Standing real close. It's okay. I'm a personal guy myself. As a matter of fact, I like to talk to people directly and not read their reports. That is why I went to see the corner. Chatty little fella. Okay, that's a little too close now.
JWJonathan Winant
Here's the deal.
JJefrey
I love deals!
JWJonathan Winant
... ... Do I make myself clear?
You do. And if you think I've broken the law, arrest me. And insist on it. You're staring. That's cause you can't think of anything to say or Richmond told you that works. You know, when my mind goes blank, I just like to go with my old standby which is, of course,' Go screw yourself. Do I need to include instructions with that?' Everybody gives me the look.
Hello.
I know who you are. You're a little horny toad. Horny toads give me warts. Hop away, horny toad.
Shirley, as lovely as the new case you sent me is and she is delightful. I just had Jerry Espenson last week, I need a break from this sort of thing.
I'll get the new girl to help, she knows employment law.
You can't just assign me cases and girls. Girls, maybe.
I assured him the police never arrest innocent people. Just doesn't happen. I'm sure you in particular are never wrong.
CCop
I thought you came down here to cooperate?
You killed the moment.
CCop
I can officially detain him.
In which case he officially asks for he's lawyer and you can't talk to him. What is this? Good cop bad cop? If so, send in the good cop!
CCop
[Stare]
That's quite a look.
Small point. Mr Little here is a witness. Your questions seems to suggest he's a suspect. Maybe it's just me. You might try asking whether there were any cars parked in the street. Any strange people in the area. Any other information that might shed some light into who killed her. You do wanna know right?
CCop
You wanna let me do my job?
He's hoping you'll do it.
CCop
[Stare]
What? You wanna ask me out?
CClarence
[As Clarice] Anyway, I finally thought why not adopt? Go overseas, get me one of those Chinese babies. You know, like Angelina Jolie? She did it, why not me?
I want to know when I'm going to be made partner?
When you're good enough.
CClarence
[As Clarice] Why you staring? I know why you're staring. You're staring at my knockers. I know when a man is staring at my knockers. This here, is part of the problem. They don't let me take maternity, they stare at my knockers. Know what I'm sayin'?
No way to treat a woman.
[Looking at Denny's date's picture]
Denny, she looks young. Does she know that you're... not?
Excuse me, I realize you're new to this office but we have a zero-tolerance policy here when it comes to sexual harassment.
Ha! [points to Denny] Tubby over there groped me when I came off the elevator.
Did he grunt as he groped? Because I found as long as he's not grunting you're perfectly fine.
[to Shirley about Jeffrey] Excuse me, but did you say this man is a partner?
She did. I could be your partner.
[upon being greeted by the firm] Yeah, don't anybody try to make friends with me.
This is abusive. Making me leave New York. I'm gonna call my parents and tell them I'm being abused.
I love dwarves! I was actually hoping you'd be one.
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