TV show quotes
These guys are called the Smashing Pumpkins.
Oh yeah? I don't see 'em smashing anything.
Yeah. And I don't see any pumpkins.
Like, this part of the song, right here, this is pretty cool. This is where they should, like, smash stuff. See? See, right there. Right there, they could be smashing stuff, see? Instead of like, you know, doing that other stuff.
These guys should like, get together with the Spin Doctors, and like, paint stuff.
Yeah, yeah, and throw paint around. Seems like every time a bunch of guys get together and throw paint around, there's always some chicks there.
Yeah. I wonder why.
Snoop Dogg, Gin and Juice
Woah, check it out. I can't believe she's talking to Snoop that way.
Yeah. If that wasn't his mom, he'd be putting the smackdown.
Yeah, really.
Doggy-dog is in the motherf-ing houuuse.
Woah, check it out. He's got a phone on the toilet!
We got to get one of those.
Woah, he just touched her boobs!
Yeah. It's a Doggy-Dog World!
[to the music] May, I, kick a little something for the G's, yey-ah. [speaking] Ain't nothing but a G thing. I'm a G, I'm a straight G.
Yeah, you're a G for gonad.
Shut up, Butt-head. You might get smoked if you keep that up. Watch yo back, homie.
Hey Butt-head, did you know I'm from Compton?
Damnit Beavis, shut up. You're not from Compton.
No way Butt-head, I'm serious. I was kicking it on the street. It was hard times. I used to drink gin and juice, it was cool.
Beavis, you're a white wussy from right here.
No way Butt-head, you don't know, you weren't around then. Yeah, me and Snoop, we used to go to the Compton swap meet together.
Beavis, you used to go to the flea market with your mom.
No way Butt-head, see, I wear this shirt because these are my colors.
Beavis...
Yep, I'm a straight G.
...shut up.
Goin to the Compton swap meet with Snoop. Sometimes I used to kick it with Dre.
Beavis, shut up. You've never been to Compton, you're never gonna go to Compton, you're gonna be here for the rest of your life, you're stupid, you don't have any money and you're never gonna score.
[mumbling] Um, heh, oh yeah.
Jill Sobule, I Kissed a Girl
These houses look fake, Butt-head.
Of course they do. That's, like, the whole point of college music, to like, make the suburbs look bad.
...such a hairy behemoth, she said...
Hey, did you hear that, Butt-head? She said "Harry Behemoth".
Yeah.
What does that mean?
You don't know?
I think it, maybe, um...it had something to do with stools. Poop!
Damn it, Beavis, shut up! There are these two chicks that kiss in this video, and I don't want you talking about stools!
I kissed a girl.
WAAAHHH!!!! BUTT-HEAD, SHE SAID SHE JUST KISSED A GIRL!!!
Damn it Beavis, I know! That's what I was trying to tell you when you were talking about stools.
Wow, I'll be damned. Look at that, OHH!! Maybe they'll show it! This is gonna be cool!
[seeing Fabio] Whoa! It's Harry Behemoth!
Boy, this is turning out to be pretty good.
You know, when I see two girls kissing, it kinda gives me a special feeling.
Yeah, me too. Kinda makes me wanna...make a stool. Poop!
Damn it Beavis, you are messed up!
I kissed a girl.
Whoa, she said it again! She said she kissed a girl again! Did you hear that?
You have to do a lot more than that if you wanna be a thespian.
I like this part in here after she says she kissed a girl, where it goes "Nyayayayayayayaya!"
If there were two chicks right here, making out, you'd probably just go "WAAAHHHUHHHHHHHHUHHHHHHHH!!!!", and talk about stools and stuff.
Yep. Sit back, watch a couple chicks make out and talk about stools.
Sonic Youth, Bull in the Heather
10, 20, 30, 40...
How come she's counting? Counting sucks!
Uh, maybe she's counting how many times she's done it.
Oh yeah. Counting rules.
Is this Romper Room?
Uh, I wouldn't know, Beavis.
Oh yeah, me neither, I don't know. I don't know whether this is Romper Room or not.
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