Jill Sobule: I kissed a girl.
Beavis: WAAAHHH!!!! BUTT-HEAD, SHE SAID SHE JUST KISSED A GIRL!!!
Butt-head: Damn it Beavis, I know! That's what I was trying to tell you when you were talking about stools.
Beavis: Wow, I'll be damned. Look at that, OHH!! Maybe they'll show it! This is gonna be cool!
Butt-head: [seeing Fabio] Whoa! It's Harry Behemoth!

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