Jill Sobule quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

...such a hairy behemoth, she said...

Beavis

Hey, did you hear that, Butt-head? She said "Harry Behemoth".

Butt-head

Yeah.

Beavis

What does that mean?

Butt-head

You don't know?

Beavis

I think it, maybe, um...it had something to do with stools. Poop!

Butt-head

Damn it, Beavis, shut up! There are these two chicks that kiss in this video, and I don't want you talking about stools!

I kissed a girl.

Beavis

WAAAHHH!!!! BUTT-HEAD, SHE SAID SHE JUST KISSED A GIRL!!!

Butt-head

Damn it Beavis, I know! That's what I was trying to tell you when you were talking about stools.

Beavis

Wow, I'll be damned. Look at that, OHH!! Maybe they'll show it! This is gonna be cool!

Butt-head

[seeing Fabio] Whoa! It's Harry Behemoth!

I kissed a girl.

Beavis

Whoa, she said it again! She said she kissed a girl again! Did you hear that?

Butt-head

You have to do a lot more than that if you wanna be a thespian.