Beavis: Hey Butt-head, did you know I'm from Compton?
Butt-head: Damnit Beavis, shut up. You're not from Compton.
Beavis: No way Butt-head, I'm serious. I was kicking it on the street. It was hard times. I used to drink gin and juice, it was cool.
Butt-head: Beavis, you're a white wussy from right here.
Beavis: No way Butt-head, you don't know, you weren't around then. Yeah, me and Snoop, we used to go to the Compton swap meet together.
Butt-head: Beavis, you used to go to the flea market with your mom.
Beavis: No way Butt-head, see, I wear this shirt because these are my colors.
Butt-head: Beavis...
Beavis: Yep, I'm a straight G.
Butt-head: ...shut up.
Beavis: Goin to the Compton swap meet with Snoop. Sometimes I used to kick it with Dre.
Butt-head: Beavis, shut up. You've never been to Compton, you're never gonna go to Compton, you're gonna be here for the rest of your life, you're stupid, you don't have any money and you're never gonna score.
Beavis: [mumbling] Um, heh, oh yeah.
Jill Sobule, I Kissed a Girl

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