PJP.J. Harvey
[whispers] Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water.
Boy, this chick is freaky! This whispering is freaking me out, Butt-head, I don't like this.
Yeah. [whispers] I'm not gonna change the channel, Beavis.
It doesn't freak me out when you do it, Butt-head. It sounds stupid when you do it.
Oh yeah? Well, you're gonna be freaked out when you find this remote shoved up your butt sideways.
Um, that wouldn't freak me out that much, I'd just go to the bathroom and poop it out. I've done that before with stuff.
[A human body in a suit with a Jack-o'-lantern head appears on screen.]
Whoa, is that the Great Pumpkin?
Yeah, yeah. Hey, Butt-head, what's the Great Pumpkin from again?
It's from that Charlie Brown thing. That show about that bald kid.
It's that kid with the blanket that believes in the Great Pumpkin.
Oh, yeah, yeah. That's, uh, um, Penis.
His name's not "Penis." It's "Anus."
You're getting him mixed up with that dude Choder who plays the piano. He's a penis.
Shut up, Butt-head. That's not cool to call someone a "penis" just because they play the piano.
No, Beavis, that's what you call someone who plays the piano. You call them a penis.
Wow, really? That's cool. You know what we should do? We should go to that piano store in the mall and just start saying, "Penis! Penis! Penis!"
Yeah! That's a good idea, Beavis.
Yeah. So, like, uh, like, what happens with that Great Pumpkin? Like, what's he supposed to do?
He, like comes out of the pumpkin patch at night, and he, uh...
[A woman in the video pulls up the tatters of her very short dress.]
WHOA! You can see up that chick's dress!
So, uh, anyways, uh...what was I talking about?
You were talking about seeing up that chick's dress.
BRBrad Rempal
Your mama...
[Beavis and Butt-head chortle uncontrollably]
[as the video shows children at a campfire]
These are generations just sitting around the campfire telling stories about your mom.
[as the video shows a mother caring for her baby]
BRBrad Rempal
Your mama... got the patience of an angel...
Uh, look at that, Beavis. It's a mom who cares about her son. [cackles] This song is not about your mom.
Ugh, come on, Butt-head, come on.
Because if it was, it would be, [singing] "Your mama, went to the store to get the Plan B, then did drugs during her pregancy!"
[still singing] "Your mama, likes to have sex with lots of dudes and leave you in a hot car!"
Oh, well that's true, yeah.
"Your mama, got in a fist fight with her case worker!"
Oh yeah... I'd rather have that than one of these moms that like cares about you, and she like, is always around. Because that turns you into a wuss.
Uh, oh yeah. Moms like that suck. They're always like, "Uhhh, I'm Jeremy's mom, I came to his play! Eugh!"
"The play's so good, and Jeremy's the best part. Eugh, Jeremy, I love you!" If my mom ever said that to me, I'd kick her out of the house.
Yeah, really! In fact it's kinda weird that you just said it, Butt-head. Don't ever do that again. I'll kick your ass. You shouldn't even joke about stuff like that!
Beavis, you seem upset. Does this video bring up issues?
Do you wanna talk about it? [cackles] I'm here for you if you wanna talk about it.
You know who's not here for you? [singing] "Your mamaaa!"
AAHHHHHH! [Butt-head laughs throughout the video] THIS SUCKS! AHHHH! AHH, BUTT-HEAD! Change it, this sucks!
Give me that thing, Butt-head! Come on, give me the remote, this sucks! This isn't funny, Butt-head, come on!
That's not funny, Butt-head, come on, this sucks! AAHHHHHH! AAHHHHHH!
Okay, Beavis. Don't soil your drawers. [changes channel]
BBBeavis and Butt-head
[singing with Billy Idol] Playing with myself! Oh oh, playing with myself!
BIBilly Idol
Well there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove, I'll be dancing with myself...
He's talking about choking his chicken.
Yeah. He's talking about spanking his monkey.
Is this, like, Satanic music?
No way, dude, it's not cool enough. [imitates the song's bass guitar riff, Butt-head soon joins in]
If you play this backwards, it says, "This sucks."
These guys are from, like, Austria or something.
Yeah. Like that Crocodile dude. The Outback.
Hey Butt-head, check this out. [bad Australian accent] "A dingo took your baby!"
You said "dingo"! What if a dingo bit off your dingo? That would be cool!
No it wouldn't! That would suck!
Hey, Beavis. Let's rock. [changes channel]
[video is set underwater]
Hey, Beavis! Have you ever, like, gone to a public pool, and then like, gone underwater and looked at people's butts?
Yeah. That's cool. I do it all the time!
