[as the video shows a mother caring for her baby]
Your mama... got the patience of an angel...
Uh, look at that, Beavis. It's a mom who cares about her son. [cackles] This song is not about your mom.
Ugh, come on, Butt-head, come on.
Because if it was, it would be, [singing] "Your mama, went to the store to get the Plan B, then did drugs during her pregancy!"
Shut up, Butt-head!
[still singing] "Your mama, likes to have sex with lots of dudes and leave you in a hot car!"
Oh, well that's true, yeah.
"Your mama, got in a fist fight with her case worker!"
Oh yeah... I'd rather have that than one of these moms that like cares about you, and she like, is always around. Because that turns you into a wuss.
Uh, oh yeah. Moms like that suck. They're always like, "Uhhh, I'm Jeremy's mom, I came to his play! Eugh!"
Oh yeah, yeah.
"The play's so good, and Jeremy's the best part. Eugh, Jeremy, I love you!" If my mom ever said that to me, I'd kick her out of the house.
Yeah, really! In fact it's kinda weird that you just said it, Butt-head. Don't ever do that again. I'll kick your ass. You shouldn't even joke about stuff like that!
Beavis, you seem upset. Does this video bring up issues?
Shut up, Butt-head!
Do you wanna talk about it? [cackles] I'm here for you if you wanna talk about it.
Oh, come on, Butt-head.
You know who's not here for you? [singing] "Your mamaaa!"
Shut up, Butt-head!
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