Is this a Clearasil commercial?
Yeah.
This is stupid!
Yeah. And it sucks, too.
Amy Grant, "Baby Baby
Gruntruck, "Crazy Love
[video opens with a woman in body paint, with the American flag painted on her face]
Whoa! That chick is naked!
Yeah, yeah.
She has the flag on her face.
Yeah, yeah. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republican for which it stands, invisible--
Shut up, Beavis! We're missing this video! And it doesn't even suck.
Oh yeah.
That drummer has lights coming out of his butt.
Yeah. Lights are cool!
Especially when they come out of your butt.
These guys must be, like, hallucinating.
Yeah. Like back in the '60s, when you like, see stuff that you don't believe.
Yeah. I must be hallucinating now. I can't believe they're playing something cool.
Yeah.
[crab, dinosaur, and robot toys are shown]
Toys are cool.
Yeah.
These guys rock!
Yeah, yeah! They rock!
The Road Behind
GWAR, GWAR, GWAR! GWAR, GWAR, GWAR!
GWAR kicks ass!
Yeah!
GWAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
Nina Hagen, "Herman Was His Name
[reacting to video] Oh no.
Yeah. No! NO! NO! AHHH! GET AWAY!
Aaaahhhh!
GET AWAY! AHHH!
Oh my God!
Is this, like, a joke?
Yeah! Yeah!
She's got one of those bathing caps on.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Hey, what's that noise?
Umm...I think it's that chick.
Oh yeah.
Maneater
What's this guy lookin' at?
Yeah.
Hey, Beavis. There's his little friend!
[about Daryl Hall] This guy's hair is cool 'cause it looks like mine.
Yeah. And he's a maneater. Are you a maneater too, Beavis?
Yeah. Yeah. I mean - I mean, no!
Down by the Water
[P.J. Harvey is wearing lipstick and a shiny red dress]
Well, look at that. That's that chick.
Uhh...oh yeah! That chick.
Yeah, she looks nice when she's dressed up!
Yeah! Not too shabby!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean...in that other video, she was just like, you know, looked all, I don't know, you know. I mean, she looked all right, you know. Ooohh!
Yeah, really! She looks kinda sexy!
How come chicks in videos never dress up? It's like, they always, like, come out all skanky looking.
Yeah, yeah. I think they do that on purpose, because they think that, like, people want to see 'em looking all skanky, but I think like, people don't really want to see that. People want to see 'em, like, you know, looking all sexy and you know, like, with some lipstick, and you know, some long hair, and you know, show a little bit of, uh, you know...
Yeah.
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