[A human body in a suit with a Jack-o'-lantern head appears on screen.]
Whoa, is that the Great Pumpkin?
Yeah, yeah. Hey, Butt-head, what's the Great Pumpkin from again?
It's from that Charlie Brown thing. That show about that bald kid.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's that kid with the blanket that believes in the Great Pumpkin.
Oh, yeah, yeah. That's, uh, um, Penis.
His name's not "Penis." It's "Anus."
Oh, yeah, yeah, Anus.
You're getting him mixed up with that dude Choder who plays the piano. He's a penis.
Shut up, Butt-head. That's not cool to call someone a "penis" just because they play the piano.
No, Beavis, that's what you call someone who plays the piano. You call them a penis.
Wow, really? That's cool. You know what we should do? We should go to that piano store in the mall and just start saying, "Penis! Penis! Penis!"
Yeah! That's a good idea, Beavis.
Yeah. So, like, uh, like, what happens with that Great Pumpkin? Like, what's he supposed to do?
He, like comes out of the pumpkin patch at night, and he, uh...
[A woman in the video pulls up the tatters of her very short dress.]
WHOA! You can see up that chick's dress!
Yeah, yeah.
So, uh, anyways, uh...what was I talking about?
You were talking about seeing up that chick's dress.
Oh, yeah.
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