TV show quotes
It's like, you can say what you want about Maiden, but when it comes to making videos, they don't screw around.
Yeah, yeah. Like, even if Maiden did unplug, I bet they'd still have explosions. Yeah! And chicks!
Yeah, they'd be, like, "We're not gonna unplug the explosion machine, dude. That's what got us here."
Yeah!
Hell is from here to eternity.
Hell is from here to eternity?
Um, wait a minute. That can't be true, Butt-head. 'Cause, like, if Hell was really, like, from here to eternity...
M hm.
...then that means, like, Hell was, like, everywhere. So like, it's like - like, everywhere is Hell, so it's like, if you say to somebody, "GO TO HELL! GO TO HELL!", you're just, like, really saying, "Stay right there!" You know. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah!
So like, it's like, Hell is from here--
Uh, go to Hell, Beavis.
Um, okay. No problem. I'll stay right here. See?
No, I mean, just shut up! It's like, every time you try to figure something out...
Uh huh?
It's just, like, stupid.
I understand, yeah.
Look at all these people just lying around like a bunch of lazy slobs!
Yeah yeah, really. They need to get up and get a job!
Yeah.
Dammit!
Hey, Beavis. What Izzy?
Yeah.
Who Izzy?
Izzy quit Guns N' Roses 'cause Axl's a wuss.
Yeah. He kicked Axl's ass! He kicked him! Kicked him! And he hit him!
Settle down, Beavis! You're gonna hose your shorts.
Oh yeah.
[a train is shown]
Whoa! Look at that car.
Yeah. It's all, like, long.
Mass transit is cool.
Yeah. I like ass transit, too.
[video opens with Jackie Jackson standing in the doorway of a temple]
Hey! Where's Tito?
This is that Jermaine dude.
[Jackie is shown trapped in a rubbery chamber with people trying to poke their faces in]
They're in a rubber!
Yeah.
This should have been the Super Bowl halftime show.
Yeah! That would've been cool!
Yeah. They could've had everybody get inside a big rubber.
[Jackie is shown in a chamber of eyeballs; he sticks his hand in one of them and gets it covered in slime]
Hey, Beavis. Guess where his hand's been!
Yeah!
Where's Tito?
[camera pans over a lineup of the Jacksons, ending with Tito Jackson]
TITOOO!
Tito's cool.
Yeah. Tito rules! He used to be in The Village People.
Yeah.
See also: Jackyl, "Mental Masturbation", The Beavis and Butt-head Experience (Geffen Records, 3 November 1993), tr. 11.
I can't touch this!
I can't watch this. [changes channel]
Hammers are cool.
Yeah, yeah! I like to take hammers and break stuff—just break stuff. Break it!
Oh yeah. I've seen this video before. A chick squats later. You know...
Uh, really? Can you see some cheek?
Oh, I don't know.
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