“Down by the Water”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3)
[P.J. Harvey is wearing lipstick and a shiny red dress]
Well, look at that. That's that chick.
Uhh...oh yeah! That chick.
Yeah, she looks nice when she's dressed up!
Yeah! Not too shabby!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean...in that other video, she was just like, you know, looked all, I don't know, you know. I mean, she looked all right, you know. Ooohh!
Yeah, really! She looks kinda sexy!
How come chicks in videos never dress up? It's like, they always, like, come out all skanky looking.
Yeah, yeah. I think they do that on purpose, because they think that, like, people want to see 'em looking all skanky, but I think like, people don't really want to see that. People want to see 'em, like, you know, looking all sexy and you know, like, with some lipstick, and you know, some long hair, and you know, show a little bit of, uh, you know...
Yeah.
[whispers] Little fish, big fish, swimming in the water.
Boy, this chick is freaky! This whispering is freaking me out, Butt-head, I don't like this.
Yeah. [whispers] I'm not gonna change the channel, Beavis.
It doesn't freak me out when you do it, Butt-head. It sounds stupid when you do it.
Oh yeah? Well, you're gonna be freaked out when you find this remote shoved up your butt sideways.
Um, that wouldn't freak me out that much, I'd just go to the bathroom and poop it out. I've done that before with stuff.
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