[video opens with a woman in body paint, with the American flag painted on her face]
Whoa! That chick is naked!
She has the flag on her face.
Yeah, yeah. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republican for which it stands, invisible--
Shut up, Beavis! We're missing this video! And it doesn't even suck.
That drummer has lights coming out of his butt.
Especially when they come out of your butt.
These guys must be, like, hallucinating.
Yeah. Like back in the '60s, when you like, see stuff that you don't believe.
Yeah. I must be hallucinating now. I can't believe they're playing something cool.
[crab, dinosaur, and robot toys are shown]
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