[video opens with a woman in body paint, with the American flag painted on her face]
Whoa! That chick is naked!
Yeah, yeah.
She has the flag on her face.
Yeah, yeah. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republican for which it stands, invisible--
Shut up, Beavis! We're missing this video! And it doesn't even suck.
Oh yeah.
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