Uh, maybe this is Meatloaf.
Um, you know who I think this is, Butt-head? I think this is the Indigo Girls.
Oh yeah!
Lita Ford with Ozzy Osbourne, "Close My Eyes Forever
Whoa, check it out, he's making one of those monster faces.
Yeah. Monster face and wuss music do not go together. It's like, he may have scared somebody with that face 20 years ago, but now you just look like some old fart.
Um, oh yeah. Um, you're being kinda hard on Ozzy, Butt-head.
[starts laughing] I'm being what, Ozzy?
Hard on Ozzy. [gets why Butt-head is laughing] Oh yeah.
Samantha Fox, "Naughty Girls (Need Love Too)
She wants me.
Yeah. Me too.
Frankie Goes to Hollywood, "Two Tribes
What is this?
This is crap. Art sucks.
Whoa! Hey, that's that guy from that country in the news.
Yeah. That's him.
Is that the President?
Yeah.
This is like the ending of that Rocky 4 movie.
No way, asswipe! That doesn't look like Mr. T!
No, dude! You're thinking of Rocky 3.
No, Mr. T was in Rocky 4!
No, dumbass! Rocky 4 was where he kicked ass on that dude from that country.
No, dude, that was Rocky 2!
Which is the one where he takes a knife and kills all those dudes? That was cool!
Yeah. That was, uhh, Rocky 6.
Yeah. Rocky 6 was the best one.
Have you seen that movie Rocky V?
Yeah. It's not as cool as Rocky 5, though.
Georgia Satellites, "Keep Your Hands to Yourself
This guy's teeth are cool.
Yeah. It runs in the family. We all have cool teeth.
This guy's cool!
Yeah, yeah! He's cool.
Gerardo, "Rico Suave
[both imitate Gerardo]
Rrrico! Suave!
Rrrrrico! Suave!
[a woman in a tight dress is shown]
Whoa!
GGerardo
Seguro que han oído que yo soy educado...
Rentara burritos, uh, tacos... [speaks Spanish gibberish]
Yeah. Guacamole!
That was cool.
GGerardo
You got to know how to deal with a woman that won't let go, the price you pay for being a gigolo.
Hey, Butt-head. What's a gigolo?
That's, like, one of those really fat dudes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Change it. [changes channel]
Golden Earring, "Twilight Zone
Check it out. They punch the guy, then they bring in the dancing chicks.
Yeah, yeah.
Interrogation is cool.
I didn't know you knew any big words.
I do when the words are cool. Like "diarrhea." And "assphyxiation."
Yeah. And "seminefrious tubules."
Whoa! That was pretty cool, Beavis.
Yeah.
Ariana Grande, "34+35
This is that video where Ariana Grande had a lab, and she was gonna cure cancer, but then she was just like, "Nah, let's just make a bunch of slut robots."
Oh, yeah yeah, she's creating a Franken-slut. Yeah yeah! [the female robot comes to life] "It's alive! It's alive! It's a slut!"
Presenting the Slut-bot 3000, the cutting edge in slut technology.
I don't know, Butt-head, it seems like all that metal would like cut up your schlong, you know?
That's why you'd need like a special metal robo-schlong.
Oh yeah yeah, that would be cool.
She's gonna get it on with the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz.
Oh yeah yeah, he's got an iron schlong. Yes.
Yeah, he'll be like, "Well, I guess I don't need a heart anymore."
"If I only had a schlong..."
Tin Woodsman. [cackles]
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