All right, losers: remember, you're competing against other classess, and I'll be damned if my class is gonna lose!
“Candy Sale” · Season 5, Episode 23
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3), Coach Buzzcut (2), Mr. Anderson (1)
CMr. Candy
They're a real bargain at only $2 each. Heck, they practically sell themselves! Now, what if I told you that the richest man...
[mockingly] Blah blah blah blah blaaah bluhhh-ehhh!
[in imitation] Blaaaah-blaaaah, heck, they practically sell themselves, ehhhh!
CMr. Candy
Well, you two seem to be real know-it-alls. Why don't you tell us what you're gonna say when a customer says "no"?
Uhhhh, I'd say, "blah blah blah blah blah-leuuuh-luh!"
[in imitation again] Blah blah blah blah, what do you say when a customer says no? You seem to know it all! Blah blah blah-blah-blah-blah!
Our school's making us sell candy.
Yeah, we're losers!
What in the hell kind of sales approach is that?! You boys couldn't sell a dollar for 50 cents.
He wants what's in your pocket.
He's a pocket fisherman.
CMr. Candy
Oh no, you're not gonna pull that on me again! It took me six months to get another job. [Grabs Beavis] Now give me the rest of the money, you little twerp!
Ahhh! He's trying to touch my wiener! Let go, pervert!
Kick him in the nads, Beavis!
Mr. Candy [Grabs Butt-head as well]: You too, you little farter!
[Buzzcut comes in]
What in the hell are you doing?! This is my class, I do the ass-kicking around here!
CMr. Candy
Wait your turn, Jarhead! [slaps him, Buzzcut's face turns red, and becomes furious]
You just made a fatal mistake, Mr. Candyass! I hope you're familiar with some hand to hand combat techniques!
CMr. Candy
Oh, you're going down, soldier boy! [tries to hit him, but Buzzcut brutally kicks him in the head]
Kick 'em, kick 'em!
Kick 'em in the butt.
Kick 'em in the nads!
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