Some day, we're gonna have wheels just like Todd.
Yeah, then we can, like, drive chicks to school.
You dumbass! If we ever get a car and chicks, we're not going anywhere near a school.
“Steamroller” · Season 5, Episode 50
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (1), Smart Beavis (1), Mr. Anderson (1)
NNeighbor
You are going to pay for this Anderson
Like hell I am, you're the one who told me to rent from Morgan's. Now, get the hell off my property you son of a bitch! And if I ever see that damn dog of yours peeing on my lawn again, I'm gonna shoot both of you!
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