[video opens with David Lee Roth rock climbing]
He's stuck in a crack.
“Just Like Paradise”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (4), Smart Beavis (3)
[guitarist is shown playing a heart-shaped guitar]
Whoa! That guitar is cool!
Yeah. It's shaped like one of those things.
Yeah. Like that tattoo on your mom's butt.
No, that one's on her shoulder. She's got a battleship on her butt.
Oh yeah.
[mocking David Lee Roth's long hair] And remember, I'm not only the Hair Club president, I'm also a member!
You said "member." That was cool.
Sing, fat boy! Sing!
Paradise sucks. Yeah.
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