Tattoos are cool.
Yeah yeah! I'm gonna get one!
You could have "I'm a puss" tattoo on your butt.
Shut up, Butt-Head!
“Balloon” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (5), Smart Beavis (4)
Think she's a diver?
Ask your mom.
Choadsmoker.
[after Beavis and Butt-head inhaled the helium from the balloons to get a buzz]
[high-pitched voice] I don't feel nothing.
[high-pitched voice] Huh huh huh. What's wrong with your voice, dude?
[high-pitched voice] What's wrong with yours?
[high-pitched voice] Oh no.
BBoth
[high-pitched voices] WE'RE NEUTERED!
What does the president of the United States think about when he goes to the bathroom?
This sucks! Help!
Can I have your skateboard?
Shoot me down, asswipe! This sucks!
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