Okay, Otis, you got your candy back. Now can we get out of this creepy place?
PigOkay, that sounds good.
[The animals agree to leave the cemetery]
Right after I take a handful of candy from this tree trunk. [Otis attempts to take candy from Hockey Mask Bob's tree trunk but the animals stop Otis right before he does it]
Otis, don't you dare take candy from Hockey Mask Bob's tree trunk.
Oh, come on, just a little to replace what we lost chasing Snotty Boy. Even a freak like Bob could understand the economics of that.
Pig
But the legend. He'll come back and take his revenge.
Oh, his revenge? ”Golly, I'm all a-tremble.” Guys, Hockey Mask Bob is all moon cheese and cracker dust. He doesn't exist. Now I'll just take a tiny handful, and we can be on our way.
First the lights, then the scream, Now the locked door, This has Hockey Mask Bob written all over it!
There is no Hockey Mask Bob. Someone get me a shovel. I'm breaking this door open.
Pig
Not me. I'm waiting right here so he doesn't get me.
[Hockey Mask Bob grabs Pig in the basement and the animals start to panic that Hockey Mask Bob was here]
All right, stay calm. Nobody panic.
Because I'm gonna panic enough for everyone. [panics] OH MY GOSH, IT WAS REALLY HOCKEY MASK BOB! HE'S REALLY REAL! AND HE JUST TOOK ABBY AND PIG AND NOW HE'S GONNA COME AFTER THE REST OF US!
Stamps, these are my friends, Otis, Abby, Pig, Pip...
[Freddy greets Stamps with an arrowed plunger on his face]
SStamps
It's nice to meet you. I can't stay long, Dukey. We just want to stop by and get your blessing, then it's off to Vegas for the wedding.
Vegas? That's practically in Asia. Why don't you guys just get married here at the barnyard?
SStamps
Oh, we wouldn't want to be a bother.
Oh, it's no bother. The farmer is away for the whole week at Fire Dance Camp.
[At Fire Dance Camp, the farmer, wearing a grass skirt, fire dances]
SStamps
In that case, we loved to get married here!
[Otis and the others chatter in excitement. Freddy muffles as if to say, "Weddings are good!"]
So, Stamps, where's my future bro-in-law anyway?
SStamps
Right behind me with the bags. Here he comes now.
[A figure, with its legs seen, carries three bags]
Look at him, carrying your bags all gentlemanly. I like this guy already.
MVMale voice
Thanks, Darren.
[The figure, which turns out to be Baxter, drops the bags]
[As Otis and the others gasp in shock, Freddy pulls the arrowed plunger off of his face]
That's right. Your sister and I are getting hitched.
Whoa, whoa! [pushes his nemesis aside] Stamps, you can't marry this guy. He's a total conman!
Yeah, he stole Duke's identity and try to get him kicked out of the barnyard!
And then he tricked the farmer into adopting him and got Duke kicked out of the house.
Pig
And once he cut off a guy's hand and expelled him from the Jedi Council!
Pig
I like movies. [a flashback shows Pig, disguise as a boy, watching a horror movie in a movie theater] Don't go in there, the monster's in there! Don't do it, old friend! You believe this? It's like she's not even listening. [answers the phone] Hey, I'm at the movies. Alice just went into the room where Dracula is waiting. Well, of course, I've warned her!
[Back in reality]
I'm telling you, this guy is trouble.
SStamps
Dukey, it's okay. Baxter has told me all about his past, but he's different now.
That's right, Dakron, your sister's love has made me a new dog.
SStamps
Will you please give us your blessing, Dukey? Please? [looks at her brother with puppy dog eyes]
Oh, geez, with the puppy dog eyes? Alright. But I'll be watching you, buddy. [makes an "I'm watching you" gesture]
SStamps
Thanks, Dukey! Ain't that wonderful, honey?
It sure is, Cuddle-wuggles. Give me some sugar.
[As Stamps and Baxter rub their noses together, Duke growls angrily while he bares his teeth]
Back at the Barnyard · 303 quotes
