Ray Gillette quotes from Archer

Cyril

[on guards advancing on the plane] Those guys look furious.

Archer

Yeah, no shit! So thank you, Ray!

Ray

For what, safely landing the plane?

Archer

What, like that cancels out you getting it shot down in the first place?

Ray

You were the one yapping your head off about my damn teacup pig!

Archer

Who I hope to see on my next BLT!

Ray

Well, too bad, beause... he went to live on a...

Archer

A farm! Exactly! So unless that farm had a magical talking spider...

Pam

Yeah, they don't keep 'em around for their milk.

Archer

Guys, come on, what's going on here?

Malory

I was just explaining some basic tenets of fieldcraft to these three.

Archer

Yeah, you gotta blend, but I meant what's going on hors d'oeuvre-wise?

Pam

Wouldn't you like to...

Malory

Ahem. Blend.

Pam

[each presenting platters] This is a deconstructed slider made from certified Kobe beef from Hyogo prefecture, with a tarragon aioli.

Ray

Tapas of pata negra jamon iberica, topped with queso Torta del Casar.

Cyril

And these are tiny quiches, probably made from endangered quail eggs, or...

Archer

No, none of this is that. [Takes one from each platter and puts them together] This is the world's most expensive Mc10:35.

"You destroyed my marriage!"

"Hey, it takes two to tango!"

Pam

"And obviously you guys already had some problems, so…."

Ray

"Zut alors!"

"You wanna talk problems?!" [drinks deeply from decanter]'" "My marriage is ruined: when my family find out why, they will disown me, as will all of New York society. I have no money, no job, no skills and no prospects - and it's all your fault! And so right now the only thing I want in this world - besides for you to die of some heretofore unknown form of eye-hole cancer - is to get off this god-forsaken island!!!"

"And when does it come back?"

Pam

"2 weeks"

"And Whitney's on it?"

Pam

"Uh-huh"

[Cries]

Pam

"Ah, come on now, it's not that bad…"

"He has my passport…" [irony no.2]