[on guards advancing on the plane] Those guys look furious.
Yeah, no shit! So thank you, Ray!
For what, safely landing the plane?
What, like that cancels out you getting it shot down in the first place?
You were the one yapping your head off about my damn teacup pig!
Who I hope to see on my next BLT!
Well, too bad, beause... he went to live on a...
A farm! Exactly! So unless that farm had a magical talking spider...
[Ray gasps in abject horror]
Yeah, they don't keep 'em around for their milk.
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