"You destroyed my marriage!"
"Hey, it takes two to tango!"
"And obviously you guys already had some problems, so…."
"Zut alors!"
"You wanna talk problems?!" [drinks deeply from decanter]'" "My marriage is ruined: when my family find out why, they will disown me, as will all of New York society. I have no money, no job, no skills and no prospects - and it's all your fault! And so right now the only thing I want in this world - besides for you to die of some heretofore unknown form of eye-hole cancer - is to get off this god-forsaken island!!!"
[cut to plane leaving the island]
"And when does it come back?"
"2 weeks"
"And Whitney's on it?"
"Uh-huh"
[Cries]
"Ah, come on now, it's not that bad…"
"He has my passport…" [irony no.2]
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