Cheryl Tunt quotes from Archer

Cheryl

Oh my God, you have a crush on her!

Archer

What?! No I don't, I...

Cheryl

Yes you do! That was the cutest thing! And I think SHE has a crush on YOU.

Archer

No, she...wait, really?

Cheryl

Absolutely!

Archer

Why - why - why do you think that? Did she --

Cheryl

Just admit that you like her!

Archer

Well, yeah, of course I --

Cheryl

[yells to room] Hey! Yeah! Me and him, we just f*****d!!

You're not planning to blindfold me and hide me in a bomb shelter with limited oxygen and send my family cryptic notes about how to find me in a race against time for my life?

Who are you, collective pseudonym Carolyn Keene?

What?

Who would go through all that trouble?

Johann Schmidt, a.k.a The Red Skull in my Nazi kidnap/rape fantasy.

Ewwww.