Oh my God, you have a crush on her!
What?! No I don't, I...
Yes you do! That was the cutest thing! And I think SHE has a crush on YOU.
No, she...wait, really?
Absolutely!
Why - why - why do you think that? Did she --
Just admit that you like her!
Well, yeah, of course I --
[yells to room] Hey! Yeah! Me and him, we just f*****d!!
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