CCCharlotte/Cheryl
You're not planning to blindfold me and hide me in a bomb shelter with limited oxygen and send my family cryptic notes about how to find me in a race against time for my life?
MMMother/Malory
Who are you, collective pseudonym Carolyn Keene?
CCCharlotte/Cheryl
What?
MMMother/Malory
Who would go through all that trouble?
CCCharlotte/Cheryl
Johann Schmidt, a.k.a The Red Skull in my Nazi kidnap/rape fantasy.
MMMother/Malory
Ewwww.
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