(Trying to barbecue melons)
How do want your melon?
OOlgethorpe
Emory, the melon's on fire!
Well of course they're on fire. They're not made to be cooked.
What do you know of fire? You prance around like you have laser eyes. You don't!
“Space Conflict from Beyond Pluto” · Season 1
In this episode: Oglethorpe (12), Emory (8), Master Shake (6), Frylock (4), Carl (4), Meatwad (2)
I have an amazing plan to betray our new friend … hah-hah-hah!
I thought the plan was to barbecue with him.
Plans are for fools! When he gets here, we melt him … and laugh … on into the night!
Why don't we just...talk to him and stuff?
Why don't you shut up and let me do what I want for a change?
Hey, hey, what is with all this interrogation? Let's toss the frisbee...over there [Points to the melting chamber]...WHERE WE WILL MELT YOU INTO FLUID! [begins stomping on the frisbee]
We are on a top secret mission of world domination!
World domination? You guys couldn't take over a damn bowl of Jell-O!
Hey, is that, like, an important place or something?
[threateningly] Where is it?
[Frylock realizes that the Plutonians are complete idiots and wants to leave.]
Okay, look, which one of these buttons beams me out of here?
Those buttons are red! You'll destroy us all!
[Frylock pushes a button. Balloons and confetti fall from the ceiling and music plays.]
All right, party time!
Whose birthday is it? Someone gets a spanking!
[Frylock pushes another button. Shake appears on the ship.]
Hey, happy birthday! Hey, who's the lucky boy?
Shake, how did you get in this beam?
Look, that beam came from space. You don't own space, so stop acting like you do.
You might be interested to know that we are just about to destroy your planet!
Oh, go ahead, I'm not there, ah, it's fine.
You really think we need to blow up their planet?
That's what I said, blow it up! Let's blow it up!
Alright, fine.
[Oglethorpe pushes a button. Balloons and confetti fall from the ceiling and music plays again.]
...Did it blow up, man?
You cannot cut someone's lawn with matches, Meatwad!
Look, I know that. You gotta have gasoline, otherwise how's it gonna spread to the street?
CCarl
(banging on the Aqua Teen's door) Open this damn door now!
Oh, is he mad? Don't open it.
CCarl
I heard that! Open this door!
[the Plutonians have put Shake in the melting chamber.]
Why isn't he melting? I mean, the beam's supposed to be on.
Well, it's not! I'm looking right at it and it's not on.
Maybe we need the remote.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have run the melter through the VCR, Scheißkopf!
Well, maybe it's 'cause you said "I want all meltings to be taped", even though you never watch 'em!
NOW, WHERE'S THAT DAMN REMOTE?!?!
[Shake accidentally fires off an escape pod holding the Plutonians' remote control]
What in the hell was that?!
That was the, uh...escape pod.
Damn it!
Stop pressing the buttons in there!
This whole ship's a bunch of buttons! And I'm done with this Redbook, I was done with it the minute I saw it. And I'm hungry!
You will eat what we say!
You will eat when we say. That's right.
Uh, Shake...
What do you want?
Carl is here...
How did you get this--I'm not here!
[At the Aqua Teens' house, Frylock, Carl, and Meatwad are watching Shake on the computer.]
CCarl
Oh, you're not there?
Hello, Carl.
CCarl
Hey, buddy, how ya doin' there? Pizza Land, huh? That's lots of fun. Hey, uh, I wanted to let you know that YOU BURNED MY FRICKIN' HOUSE DOWN!!!!!!!!!!
But the grass is gone---
CCarl
Oh yea the grass is gone, just like how your face is gonna be gone after I SHOVE IT IN A PASTRAMI SLICER!!!
[Shake has asked for a new virtual environment. He appears in what appears to be a live-action park. He finds himself next to a horse.]
FCFemale Computer Voice
Welcome to this horse's anus.
[after Carl's house has burned down] Hey Carl, you want me to shampoo the rug?
CCarl
What's the frickin' point, Meatman?
So you can give me some money.
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