Master Shake quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

You don't need a machine to make a rainbow, for rainbows are made of happy thoughts, and dreams, and chocolate unicorns, and gumdrops, and licorice sunsets, and fuzzy gumdrop bears, in Sugar-Covered Chocolate Gumdrop Land.

Master Shake

No way in hell.

All right! The real rainbow! I did it! I brought happiness and joy to us all!

Master Shake

Wow!

Oh, good.

Well, I gotta go...see ya later.

Look, all I know is that this cord here was plugged into my house, and your house was glowin' like the frickin' sun! So I put two and two together there hey, and decided that you're pissin' me off.

Master Shake

We are truly sorry, Carl, and it will probably never happen again. Can we have our cord back?

No, no there. I'm just gonna keep it there, since it's uh, mine anyways.

Mothmonsterman

Oh, hey, where you guys been?

Master Shake

Memphis.

Mothmonsterman

Really?! That's awesome. How was it?

Master Shake

Oh, it was very nice. They light up the bridge. We had fried catfish.

When did you have fried catfish?

Frylock

What have you done with him?

Mothmonsterman

I just laid a thousand of my eggs inside his esophagus. You know, I need to propagate my species and, he's bein' a baby about it.

Frylock

You know, we have a cloner.

Mothmonsterman

Seriously?

Frylock

Oh, no- the cloner!

Master Shake

The brownies!

My brownies!

Master Shake

Run! To the pool!

Mothmonsterman

Wait, you have a pool? [Brownie monsters swarm the living room] Oh, my God-

Frylock

You put a brownie in my cloning device, didn't you?

Master Shake

No! Yes. I don't know. Maybe! Look, that was six weeks ago! I locked the door; let 'em just duke it out.

Your jambox is now his by way of our actions.

Master Shake

Yes, Meatwad, with actions!

Frylock

I don't think Meatwad should be hanging around with these Moon people.

Master Shake

I don't think I should be playing with these medium strings. I need light gauge if I'm gonna thrash!

Shake

The real spaghetti got wet when I was boiling it so… it’s in the dryer!

Why didn’t you say so! It's probably dry by now, so let's go get it. [saying as he gets into the dryer] Now remember, I like it spicy!

Shake

Ha ha ha! So stupid!

Hey, wait a second! Why's it spinnin'?

Come on, think about it, Meatwad! It's a dryer, man! Of course it's gonna spin!

Shake, where is my popsicle?

Shake

Please, wait a second...

I require a popsicle every 15 minutes! You obviously did not read the memo!

Shake

This is your memo? (holds up a drawing) I don't even know what this is!

(zaps Shake) You sicken me with your lies.

Shake

I'll make you some right away!

"Make" me some? Please do not insult what little intelligence I have. I need it now.

Shake

Then I'll go to the store! Please sir!

Yes you will. Now what is the magic word, bitch?

Shake

PLEASE, let me go to the store and get popsicles for you! Thank you sire!

That's right. (releases Shake; Shake runs out the door) You better run, boy! And bring back some chocolate syrup, too, or your fate is sealed!

Master Shake

Will this hurt 'im?

Frylock

It shouldn't.

Master Shake

Then why are we doing it?

Frylock

Damn it, he needs his brain. Otherwise he "just gonna float around forever sayin' "Do what now?"

Do what now?

Master Shake

Guess what? He's not gettin his brain back, because it is now the nerve center for the city of the future: LAS BRAINGELES!

(now a 50 foot meatball, speaking in a deep booming voice) Where are my popsicles?!

Frylock

Damn!

Master Shake

(scared) Is that you, God?

(roaring echoing deep voice) Frylock, get away from the pool.

Frylock

Aw, hell... (moves away from the pool)

(leaps into the air, yelling with the battle cry) CAN OPENER!!!!!!!!!!!

Frylock

Okay, look, which one of these buttons beams me out of here?

Oglethorpe

Those buttons are red! You'll destroy us all!

All right, party time!

Oglethorpe

Whose birthday is it? Someone gets a spanking!

Shake

Hey, happy birthday! Hey, who's the lucky boy?

Frylock

Shake, how did you get in this beam?

Shake

Look, that beam came from space. You don't own space, so stop acting like you do.

Oglethorpe

You might be interested to know that we are just about to destroy your planet!

Master Shake

Oh, go ahead, I'm not there, ah, it's fine.

Oglethorpe

Stop pressing the buttons in there!

Shake

This whole ship's a bunch of buttons! And I'm done with this Redbook, I was done with it the minute I saw it. And I'm hungry!

Oglethorpe

You will eat what we say!

You will eat when we say. That's right.