Master Shake quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Master Shake

That's Paul Revere going through Bill Buckner's legs with a bowl of chowder. And he's got Plymouth Rock in his pants. And those are witches casting a spell on the cast of Cheers. And that is a lobster bib, still working on that. Oh, and that's uh Ted Kennedy riding a dolphin through Chappaquiddick.

Master Shake

Listen, when we dock, I'm gettin' a tattoo of an anaconda that's coming outta my groin region! It's gonna say Bad Ass...in ancient Script. Like Egyptian, maybe.

Master Shake

Cut him down!

Master Shake

What the hell are you planting?! This a rental! You don't get your money back! Plus, I'm just gonna chop those down! (Pause) I may, if you don't turn your back on me!

Master Shake

How's it going? Anybody see an outlet?! I know they're getting electricity 'cause, uh, frequently these lights they run on it! [chuckles] Yeah, I'm an engineer. You know I have electricity back at my pad. And! I got the mad cash to PAY for it, too! I'm into sex! [leaves angrily] MY PLACE IS THE SAUSAGE FACTORY!!!

Master Shake

All right, what do YOU want, you big, gay baby?!

Master Shake

Hey guys, I found my spiders!

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FREAKIN' CAR?!

Master Shake

Good morning, Carl. How's it goin'?

Oh yeah, good mornin' to you there, Mr. Food Monster, this is how it's goin'. Look at my frickin' car. It is crushed...to bajesus and back.

Master Shake

Have you gotten any estimates?

Ah, for the love of--I just found it this way.

Master Shake

Carl...

I just walked out here, for frickin' sake!

Master Shake

Hey Carl, its okay...it's cool man, I'm a detective. Clear the crime scene and let me think...meteors did it! That'll be $20.

Frylock

Hey, Carl.

Great, we got the Fryman up here.

Master Shake

I have not called for you, Frylock. What are you doing here?

Frylock

I live here.

Master Shake

Well, quit hovering. I am the leader!

Frylock

Man, your car is messed up! How are you going to get to work, Carl?

I work out of the home.

Master Shake

Frylock, send Carl to work, then we shall solve this mystery and make $20.

I work out of the home. Do not point that fry thing at me.

Master Shake

Quickly, Carl, the ray is upon you. Where do you work?

I done told ya, I work out of the home! Now stop with the Freak Beam!

Master Shake

Send Carl to the home then!

Frylock

To the home!

STAY OUT OF MY POOL!! [Frylock beams Carl up and drops him flat on his back on his roof] Ow, my hip!

Master Shake

Okay, that'll be $20.

Frylock

So, what now, Shake?

Master Shake

We shall solve the mystery from Carl's pool!

: OH, NO, DON'T GOT TO MY POOL!!!

Master Shake

Goin' to the bank!

Frylock

This is a fun pool. I do like splashing.

Master Shake

Yes, playing is for pleasure. We should have a pool. Make us one from the sky. I command it.

Frylock

[sarcasm] Yeah, yeah, I'll do that.

Master Shake

Seriously, I do command it

Frylock

I wonder who killed Carl's car.

Master Shake

A car cannot be "killed"! It was murdered by someone who is jealous of Carl's ability to drive. JEALOUSY is the motivation!

Where are we going?

Master Shake

Shut your deformed mouth Meatwad, before I NAIL it shut!

Frylock

The scent seems to be coming from that mall

Master Shake

I know!

All right! I want some jeans!

Master Shake

(pushes past him) I'M the one who wants some jeans!

Master Shake

How did you get back there?! That's for salespersons only. I want to get back there. Get me back there!

Here. Take the Meat Bridge! It's right here!

Master Shake

Meat Bridge? No.

Fine. Don't take the Meat Bridge.

Master Shake

Well, as long as we don't go back to the lab.

Frylock

I need to go back to the lab.

Master Shake

God! That'll take a thousand hours!

Master Shake

I have called this meeting to say that downtown is no longer safe.

Master Shake

So, in short, we need to pick some new restaurants and night clubs.

GET OUTTA MY FRICKIN' POOL!

Master Shake

Let's go. They don't have nothin', it's like a flea market threw up in there.

Look, a Bananarama tape!

Master Shake

That's mine! Drop it where you are!