“Boost Mobile” quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Frylock

[Reading a bill from their mailbox] All right, let me see what we got here, hmm, bill … $2,600 … $2,600! What the … ! [Meatwad slams the front door and locks it] Hey! Hey, open the dam door!

[Meatwad is using the hair dryer] What?

Frylock

Open the damn door man!

What?

Frylock

Open the door!

Oh, wait... what?

Frylock

Will you open the door!

Oh, okay. [Turns off hair dryer and opens door] Sorry I was featherin'

Frylock

Featherin'? Featherin' what?

My hair, boy!

Frylock

You don't have hair! [Meatwad begins to cry] Okay, okay, Meatwad I'm sorry, you have hair, you have beautiful, sticky, wet hair.

[Stops crying] Why thank you. Don't mess with it.

Frylock

Uh, Shake, you wanna tell me how the hell we have a $2,600 power bill?

Master Shake

No, I don't!

Master Shake

[to Frylock] C'mon dog, you're into this! You're black! [silence] You sound black. [silence] ...Where you from?

Master Shake

Josh! Yeah, yeah I know. Sorry for the mix up pal. I do, yes. I do like my balls. No, there is absolutely no need to hand them to me in front of the New York sales team. I--yes. You got it. Okay, buddy. You sound thinner, did you lose weight? Okay, thanks. Bye. ...shmuck.

Frylock

What're you wearing?

Master Shake

Bling blong, baby! It represents my lifestyle and status as a street-savvy irreverent youth who lives large, yet hungers for the next level in life. You know, Boost Mobile is the premium "youth focused" communication network and instant gateway to opportunities. [chirp] That's the chirp! I gotta take this. Hey, where you at dawg?! What?! Eh, "youth focused", "youth focused"...

Shake

I want you to listen to something.

Chirp.

Shake

You hear the "chirp"? Isn't that clear?

Isn't it clear that I'm gonna just completely fuck your ass up if you don't take three steps back?

It's not, is it? You just look at me. Look at him lookin' at me-

Shake

But you can make and receive cellular calls with this! Give it to him!

Where you at, dog?

Shake

See?

I'm on my land. We're both in America, which used to be a good country, until they started lettin' people like you do whatever you want.

Hey dog, where you at?

Shake

See?

See this!

This line, here? Line of Death. You cross it, and your freedoms no longer exist. Um-kay? Have a good day.

Frylock

You whored us out to some cell phone company!

Master Shake

You say that like it's a bad thing

Frylock

It is

Master Shake

But when you do it, it's great.

Master Shake

Where you goin dog?

Frylock

Well I'm gonna...roll...with my homies...on Lakeshore. Yeah, that's right.

Master Shake

That's just where we were goin!

Frylock

And if we have time, we might even....get some hoes.

(on the roof) And snuggle with 'em and give 'em a kissy-kiss. Cuz they's good girls, even though they hoes.

Master Shake

(to boost mobile phones) Come on dogs, let's roll!

Bitches and hoes baby!

Frylock

Now Meatwad!

Uuuggh! (throws a huge boulder on the pitfall)

Master Shake

NOOOOOOO!!

Frylock

YES! Now let's go inside and get some SLEEP!

Master Shake

Well, at this point my checks have cleared, so my hands are unfortunately tied at this point. You realize I'm an action hero?! I don't have time for this crap! YES, I said crap! [Throws down the phone]

Hey, DOG! WHERE YOU AT?!

Where you at, dog?!

Master Shake

Woah! You do have molecular transporters! [The phones start hopping closer, drawing switchblades; Shake laughs nervously] Downloadable switchblades! That's a new feat-OH NO!

Hey! It's AXE Body Spray! Where are the girls?

Naw, there ain't no girls here. Can I help you, though?

[Looking uncertainly between Frylock and Meatwad] Uh, yeah. Are you the milkshake guy...?

Frylock

Uh, no. He's down there.

Gettin' his ass WHUPPED ON!

Is that gonna be long?

All NIGHT! Can I get you somethin'?

No, no, I'm good. I'm in the credits.