[Shake and Meatwad are watching a guitar lesson videotape.]
God!...Look at him rip!...His fingers go from here to China, man! It's like a skeletal boardwalk across the ocean!
“Party All the Time” · Season 4
In this episode: Meatwad (8), Master Shake (7), Frylock (6), Carl (1)
What are you makin'?
A time machine.
That's dumb.
Really?
Yes.
Well, Mr. Smartypants, have you ever gone back in time?
I farted my way out of an elevator.
That's not the same thing.
[Shake is about to stick his hands in a bee's nest to make them bigger.]
This is totally gonna work.
Okay, I'm inside and I got your doors and windows closed. Go on and do it.
Roger that.
[Shake sticks his hands into the nest.]
How does that feel?
I can feel them getting bigger.
They-they look like they getting you in the eyeballs too.
Well, I know that. If I rip any solos with my eyeballs, I'm gonna need the bee's venom to enlarge them. You know, otherwise I get on stage looking like a big asshole, and I am not that.
AWAndrew W.K.
[Jumps out from offside and begins singing 'Party Party Party']
All right!! Andrew W.K, live in our living room!!
[They follow Frylock down the hall to his room, where he shuts the door on them.]
CCarl
Oh God. He looks like he's dead already.
[through the door] Thanks, Carl. 'Preciate that.
I think the problem was the song. You got any other, uh, you know, uh, happier...songs about partyin'?
[Frylock is in his room resting when Andrew jumps in and sings again.]
Hey! Let's party! P-p-p-party tonight!
Will you all get the funk out of here? [coughs] Look, my doctor says I need to get as much rest as possible so please...
[Andrew walks out.]
Yeah! Get the funk outta here! [Frylock looks at shake annoyed.] And I am now leaving as well. [Walks out and closes door.]
What did your doctor say?
He says I have cancer.
Well did you... did you tell him that you don't?
Meatwad, I'm afraid it doesn't work that way.
MAGAZINE WAR!! (Throws a magazine at Meatwad)
(Returning fire) "Better Homes and Gardens" 1! Fire!
Eat my "Redbook"!
"Better Homes and Gardens" 2!
(Finishing time machine) That's it! Now, who wants to make history and go back in time?
(staring at a scorpion on the floor) Yeah, we're busy
Eat it
YOU eat it
You could meet president Lincoln!
Lincoln's dead!
I'll eat it.... if you eat it
All right, deal! Wait a minute... how are you gonna eat it after I eat it?
Look, you eat it, then I go back in time to before the time that you eat it, then I'll eat it
Okay. (Eats scorpion)
Gentlemen, we have a time machine, and this is the key to Frylock's health. We can break it apart, light it on fire, and smoke the cancer out!
Well, don't smokin', like, cause cancer?
That has never been proven.
I'd get me a physical.
Oh, really? And who's your doctor?
Dr. John. Ol-Olivia N-Newton John. [Dancing] I get physical, physical. On ya face, boy, on ya face. [Laughs]
(duct-taped to a rocket, talking to Frylock) Hey! Time to destroy the sun, right now buddy, and it's ALL for you baby! FRYLOCK FOREVER! Light it up, Meatwad!
Already done it, like 5 minutes ago.
Wait! I need my goggles! I need my UV ray gogg- 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 BLAST OFF!! (the rocket explodes)
DDoctor
Well, uhh... we got your bloodwork back...
And?
DDoctor
No apparent traces of cancer in the lymph nodes
Oh, God, thank you! You have no idea how great that is to hear!
DDoctor
But, uhhh... listen..... Aliens
What?
DDoctor
Yeah, the aliens are coming. For us, you and I. That's why we must merge as one, together to defeat them, and their lasers.... (aliens fly into the room, shooting lasers, and carry the doctor away)
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