Holo-Joshua quotes from Adventure Time

"The dungeon's 80 paces west of here under a dumb-looking rock. And Finn, this dungeon's gonna kick your tail. I bet you won't even get past the first trial, you whiny baby! "

"Finn, if you're seeing this pre-recorded holo-message, it's because you've finished the dungeon that I made for you. I'm proud of you. You're gonna do great things in this world. I love you, son."

Jake, what did you do to your brother?

Jake

We were just playing, and then I got outta control! I'm sorry Dad...

No son, you did good. Having no self-control makes you a tough galoot, like me!

Jake

But I don't wanna hurt nobody!

Well that's too bad kid, cos you're gonna hurt EVERYBODY.

Jake

NOOOOOOOHHHH....!!!!

"Jake! Jake, I brought someone here to see you. It's your brother! "

Jake

JERMAINE?! Are you dead??

"Naw, man! We're just dreamin' at the same time! "

Jake

Well, I'm sorry about that time I beat you up.

"Yo, that was an accident. I knew you were just horsin' off. "

Jake

But Dad, you said I'm gonna hurt everybody!

"Yeah, everybody. "

Jake

I dunno, Dad. That doesn't really help me.

"Everybody who is EVIL, Jake. Let me finish next time, hmm? Yeah? "