Finn the Human quotes from Adventure Time

The Marquis of Nuts!?

Yes!! But I didn't come alone! [shripp!]

Remember me, Jake?!

Jake

...Nope.

WAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

Finn

You stay here and take care of Donny, while I take care of a unknown possibly-deadly emergency.

Jake

(as Finn is walking off) Dude, trade me jobs!

Finn

Donny's problem is that he's treated as an outsider, like me!

Jake

You are NOT an outsider; you wear cute little blue shorts.

Finn

(Finn looks away, raising his hands) I... Am complicated...

Lisby, who's at the door?

Someone who wants to sack the nut-castle!

Why would you want to sack my nut-castle on my second son's first birthday? SEIZE HIM!!

Finn

No!

Marceline

Hey Finn, I need you to strangle some pixies!

Finn

Yeah, sure. That sounds good.

Marceline

Whoa, why are you being so casual about that? Killing pixies is some hardcore evil.

Finn

I'm not fallin' for your junk anymore, lady. You just like saying poop that jacks with my brain.

Marceline

[Breaking] What are you talking about? I... [Laughs] Dang, man, I didn't think you'd ever catch on!

Finn

[Laughs] I knew it! Hey... what about your old henchman? Who was that guy?

Marceline

Oh, just an old diving buddy. [Jake emerges from the bushes.] [Jokingly] So, you ready to go strangle some pixies?

Finn

Yeah, man! I mean, wo-man.

Whooo wants to play video gaa~mes?

BEEMO!!

Jake

What's on the menu, Beemo?

I've created a new game called "Conversation Parade."

Ha, alright! / Start it up, Beemo!

[singing] What do you think about the stars in the sky

Finn

S'okay, I guess.

Jake

Yeah, they're cool.

That is an interesting response. Battery low! SHUTDOWN.

Jake

Hello, Finn. I am awake and healthy.

Finn

Jake, what happened to your bombastic personality?

Jake

I do not know what you mean. I am perfectly bombastic.

Finn

Nah man, nah. Something's wrong. Tell me something amazing!

Jake

But Finn, I cannot tell you something amazing, as there is nothing amazing happening around us that I can describe for you.

Finn

Aw see man, you suck now!

Ice King

So, what am I being charged with?

Finn

Um...

Jake

Five counts of jerk-a-tearing! Hah!

Finn

Yeah. What does it matter?

Ice King

DAHH!!! Of course it matters!! The way it works is — first, I transgress your meaningless rules, and then you maliciously persecute me!

Finn

That makes sense. You do bad things, I punish you.

Ice King

FOOL!! You have disrupted that order! For — are you ready for this? I have committed no RECENT CRIME!!

Finn

Really? Um...

Ice King

[laughing] I'm rocking your worldview!

Finn

Man! I'm such a huge nerd for you! Please take on as hero apprentices!

Billy

What for?

Finn

So that we can learn to kick evil's butt, just like you!

Jake

[slides] I wanna be the dog version of you!

Billy

Aw, that would be waste of time.

Finn

Geez... I thought people would like that.

Why!? Why would anyone want that!?

Finn

So you can defend against evil monsters!

You're supposed to beat up monsters so we don't have to defend ourselves!

Finn

No, see? I'm helping you nonviolently!

Helping!? I can't even move my hands! I'm a cobbler, how'm I supposed to cobble with these useless chunk mitts!?

Jake

Wait, you were gonna wee-wee if I was the Gut Grinder?

Oh yeah! We're terrified of him!

Jake

THEN I AM THE GUT GRINDERRRR!!!

I'M GONNA WEE-WEE!!

Finn

That guy wee-wees weird!

Jake

What if I am the Gut Grinder?

Finn

What!?

Jake

What if I'm.. like, stealing gold in my sleep?

Finn

You can't be stealing gold in your sleep! [dilates] I watch you while you sleep.

Jake

Wha? Yo Finn, that is creepy, man.

Finn

I can't help it. I take pictures.

Jake

Well, when do you sleep!?

Finn

Justice never sleeps.

Jake

Well, there's gotta be a time when you're not watchin' me... tha— that I— that I might be stealing gold unconsciously!

Finn

[into Jake's ear] YOU—ARE—NOT—THE—GUT—GRINDER!!

Finn

Marceline, if you're thinkin' about your dad so much, then... why don't you go see him?

Marceline

He's not worth the effort.

Finn

Not worth what effort?

Marceline

Well... first, I'd have to draw a circle with a happy face in the center, and then, ahh... douse it with bug milk.

Finn

Oh, yeah? [throws bug milk at the happy face, absorbing its contents into the symbol and lights dual candles]

Marceline

[sigh] And then, you're supposed to chant something like, "Maloso vobis com et cum spiritum!"

Finn

Ha ha ha ha!

Marceline

But... I-I don't really wanna see him. I'm still mad about the thing with the fries... Huh?

Finn

Ww-what?!

Marceline...

Marceline

Finn, what the heck did you do?!

Finn

I... reunited you with your family?

Marceline

MM!! [the figure seeps behind Finn]

Is this kid your evil servant?

Finn

I'm not evil, Marceline's Dad! I'm super good!

Super good? [he then grabs Finn and sucks his vital essence]

Finn

What are you doing?!

"Stealing your SOUL!!"

Marceline

Dad! Ugh... You always do stuff like this!

[chuckles] Oh, Marceline. I never know what's gonna set you off. Waoh! [grabs her bass] Is this the family axe?

Marceline

Huh? HEY!!

Did you turn it into some kind of lute?

Marceline

GIVE IT BACK!! AND GET OUT!!!

'Kay. I'll go. I got business to attend to anyway, sucking up all the souls in Ooo...

Finn

Wha-i-i— No!!

See you kids later. [clutches door, smacks into Finn]

Marceline

My bass!!

Finn

I've unleashed evil onto Ooo! We've gotta stop him, Marceline!

Marceline

Fine, but I'm only coming with you to get my bass back.

Finn

Hey, how do I kill this guy, anyway?

Marceline

Finn, you can't kill my dad!

Finn

Oh! I'm sorry, I didn't mean—

Marceline

No, you literally can't kill my dad! He's deathless.

Finn

Oh...

Jake

Dude... Let's kill the horse.

Finn

What?!

Jake

I'm so tired, Finn!

Finn

No, man! We're not killing the horse!

Jake

Okay, we won't kill the horse. We'll dress him up like a bunny! Haha! And get a giant hawk — CAWWWH — to kill him!!

Finn

Wha?

Jake

AAWWRHH!! RRAAHHR!!

Finn

No, man! That is wrong!

Jake

Ehh... [...] Did I say that the hawk would kill him? I meant that the hawk would swoop down gently and take him away to a land of sunshine and love stuff, and take care of him.

Finn

Whoa. That sounds awesome.