Finn the Human quotes from Adventure Time

Finn

Wait a minute, Jake. Can't you see what this horse is doing? [beat] It's tearing us apart.

Jake

Aw man, you're right. We have to get rid of this horse! For us!

Finn

I know, bro! I know!

Jake

Oh, Finn... this horse is bringing us together now. [sheds tear] This horse is a blessing.

Finn

WHAT?!! Dude, you've lost it!

Jake

YOUUUU — wait, wait.... [hugs Finn] The horse is tearing us apart again..!

Finn

You're right. It's about time I show this horse [shoves Jake] who's the man.

Jake

What are you going to do?

Finn

Say that to me again!

Jake

What are you going to do?!

Finn

Do. Doo-doo. I'm gonna kick that horse in the bottom!

Jake

Oh my Grod!

Ice king

Gentlemen, I will see you later[leaves]

Finn

Heeeeya[kicks Ik]

Save me, Finn and Jake!

Jake

Shh!

Save me, Finn and Jake...

Jake

We ARE!!

Save me, Finn and Jake...

Jake

Why does she keep saying that?

Finn

I think she's traumatised, dude.

The main enemy to the Nice King right now is the disorganisation of his love life.

Finn

Well, what do ya mean?

The UGLY ones are all mixed up with the other ones!! I need you to catalog 'em, or something...

Jake

Tuhuhuh... But we punch monsters.

After I choose my BRIDE, then you can go punch the monsters.

Finn

Managing admirers? We'll give it a try...

Hello.

Finn

Begone, ghost! I'm here for the armor!

First, you have to beat my high score in a game of drop ball.

Drop ball?

Drop ball is an extremely addictive high-intensity game designed for people everywhere. Here, let me show ya.

One point... two points... three points....

Finn

Choose Goose! I need more armor!

I got something for you, a metal shoe! Don't you know might stub your toe? [all knights laugh]

Stub your toe..!

Finn

No, Choose Goose... I need—

Look here hon, choose this one to protect your buns! [laughing harder]

PROTECT HIS BUTT!! PROTECT HIS BUTT!!!

Finn

No, Choose Goose... I want....

Don't be meek! What if you fall down and scrape your cheek?

LOOK AT HIS BUTT!!! LOOK AT HIS BUTT!!!!

Finn

Jake, Jake! Check it out! This true story is going to totally cure you.

Jake

Oh my gosh! What is it?

Finn

First, the leaf fell off a tree. Oh, but — wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...

Jake

Spit it out!

Finn

The snail was on the leaf! [long beat] ..The end. [Jake then starts to recoil]

Jake

Oh, no... Now I feel a thousand times worse! Finn, a story's got to have excitement, romance, [pulls his cheeks] suspe-e-e-e-ense... and it has to have a happy ending. [sniffles]

Finn

But... I don't know how to make that stuff happen.

Jake

That's okay, buddy. Just... dig me a hole, then. Actually, two holes — one for my guts and one for my face, 'cause when I die, my guts are gonna blow out of my face!!

Finn

I am not gonna let that happen, dude!

Jake

Then go get me that story. [hands him a piece of paper] And make sure it has all the stuff on this list.

Finn

I'll be back as fast as I can! [runs off] I won't let your guts blow out of your face!

[beat] Would you eat dirt?

Finn

I would for Jake! [munches mouthful, gulps and spitting everywhere] Okay, now you guys kiss!

Man, what a freak.

Let's go.

Finn

WHAT!?! No! Jake needs this!! Stop!! [grabs them both] Rrrh! Just come on..!

What!? No!

Gah.. wait..!

Finn

Y'see? No big deal!

[spatting] Ah- can't- believe you made me do that..! I'm secretly in love with Mr. Goose... And now he'll never love me because now I'm soiled...!!

I've been waiting for this my whole life. [sneaks up on Finn]

[to Teenage Bear] Oh no, you don't! [slaps him in the face]

You never let me do anything!

Finn

[strikes Teenage Bear with his sword, and Teenage Bear falls to the ground]

[to Finn] You killed him!

[to Mama Bear] Mom, quit touching me!

Finn

Jake! What time is it?

Jake

I dunno, but you're probably gonna say...

[simultaneously] Lady time! :[The words "LADY TIME" appear on screen]

Talking to ladies is hard.

Jake

No, it's not! Check it out, Snorlock! Finn, you be the guy snail, and I'll be... [morphs into a female snail] the chick snail.

Finn

Ugh! Gross, Jake!

Jake

Come on, man, we're just pretending. Do it for love.

Finn

Okay... I'll do it for this guy. [Snorlock gasps] Ahem... What's up, lady snail?

Jake

[high-pitched voice] Well, I'm just sitting here thinking about mating with snails.

Finn

..NO!! I can't do this, man!! I am out!! [turns away from Jake]

I'll mate with you!

Jake

We're just role playing, buddy.

Aww...

Jake

Here, Finn. This time you be the chick and I'll be the snail dude.

Jake

Hey, baby. What's up?

Finn

...Uh— [Jake grabs his hand] wha?!

Jake

Mm-mm! [sniffs Finn's hand] Mm-mmm! [deep voice] Girrrl, you smell gooood. Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes?

Jake

[morphs male to female snail back and forth] Say yes. Say yes! Say yes. Say yes! Say yes. Say yes! Say yes. Say yes!

Finn

Okay! Yes!!

Jake

See, Snorlock? Talking to ladies is easy. Just act like me.

Welcome, Finn.

Finn

Huh? [a hand removes potato bag off his head, spits out a potato] Untie me so I can beat you with that sack! [the man reveals himself; he gasps] You're that—

Yes, the charismatic stranger from last night! Also... [reveals to be three tiny people] the grandmaster of the gnomes!

Hup! Hup! Hup! [more gnomes circle around Finn]

And... ruler of the Beneathaverse! [spotlight illuminates and reveals a large underground chamber with large machinery]

Finn

S'pretty nice. Hey, why don't you guys just untie me, and we can pretend this whole thing didn't happen.

Oh, no. I've been searching all over Ooo for the ultimate power source—a living dynamo, something that... never slows down.

Finn

Uh-oh.

And last night, I finally found—

Finn

It's me.

Yes, it's you!! You will have the great honor of powering the Upturn Overdrive!

Finn

That does what now?

It will flip over the entire world!! Then we'll be the ones on top, buddy!

Finn

THAT'S BIZONKERS!!!

Yes, but the engineering is very sound. [a group of gnomes carry up Finn]

Finn

Huh?

Your energies will be harnessed by our most advanced technology—the Cyclonic Rodentarod!

Finn

Ha! You may have captured me... Hugh! [hops over his bound wrists] —but you can't make me run! [gets shocked by a gnome with an electroprod; runs pacily] Ow!! Well... you can't make me run very fast. [gets shocked again, runs faster] Ow!! Jake's on his way to mess you guys—BWAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Jake

Fiiiinnn[pause]Fiiinnn,man where is that kid.Hold my sandwich BMO l gonna go find Finn

Finn

Crud!! I was sure we'd be safe in the Desert of Doom!

Jake

What? Whatcha saying?

Finn

THOSE are dirty tart burglars!

Jake

I think they're just dirty hobos.

Finn

No, man. They are cold-blooded tart destroyers. And we have to get them before they GET US.

Jake

Why?

Finn

They're gonna kill Princess Bubblegum by stealing our tarts!

Jake

Oh, yeah!

Hey!! Keep off them tarts!

Finn

Huh??

I said back off of them tarts! Are you an imbecile!?

Finn

But I—

[unholsters laser gun] Right the bazoobs now!!

Jake

Finn, he's got a laser gun!

Yeah! That's it, alright... Now I gotta book it to Nana's for brunch! See yous later!

Oh my Glob! What the stuff are you doing?! Why're you cutting my lumps?!

Finn

Because they're, uh.. so...

(gasp!) I knew you liked me!

Finn

No, I don't! I- I'm just stopping by because—

Just admit it, loverboy! You can't resist me! But if you want these lumps, you gotta put a ring on it!! WHERE'S MY RING?!?

Finn

[runs away] WAHH!!!

I know you like me, Finn! That's why you're running! Get in touch with your feelings, BABE!!