Prismo quotes from Adventure Time

Prismo

Dude, I can't believe I died. Jake, I'm sorry man, this doesn't feel right.

Prismo

Did you guys see that? You know there was a ghost wearing a dead guy. That might be the nastiest thing I've ever seen. N-n-n-n-nasty! Nasty jazz! Nas—

Jake

Hey, hey! Easy, buddy! That's our friend, Billy! He got possessed by the Lich!

Prismo

Oh, sorry! Sorry, I didn't mean nothin' by it! I mean, I have a lot of nasty friends, and my uncle was nasty. I'm basically honorary nasty.

Jake

[in Time Room] Finn? Finn! Hey, guy, where's my buddy?

Prismo

Oh, when he wished for the Lich to have never existed... [slurps cup] Finn left my Time Room and entered his wish-altered reality. We can watch him on my TV wall.

Jake

Whoa. Alternate-wish-world Finn is mad uglies. [sees Bartram] Dang, I'm mad uglies too! [Finn climbs up the ice] Everything looks nuts!

Prismo

Yes. Sometimes a well-intentioned wish can lead to... nuts. But, you know... you get a wish too.

Jake

What?!

Prismo

Yep, totally. [press button, mutes TV wall] You can have anything you want.

Jake

I wish for... a sandwich!

Prismo

A sandwich? You're gonna waste your one wish on a sandwich? You don't want anything else?

Jake

Nah, sandwich is good. Maybe about this big, or... this big. On ciabatta bread, maybe? Hmm, I don't know. Whatever you got around, your choice.

Prismo

Dude, I'll just make you a sandwich! You should use your wish on something important. [beat] You know... on someone who might need it? [looks at TV wall, Jake stares blankly] I'm talking about him over there.

Jake

Ohh...

The Lich

Ha ha ha... I wish, for the extinction of all life-efil- for Finn and Jake to go back home, to Ooo. [Realizes what he just said] Huh?! NO WAIT! THAT'S NOT WHAT I WISHED FOR!!

Prismo

Sorry, guy, you only get one wish. [The Lich and Prismo look towards Finn & Jake] Hey Jake, did you see that? Monkey's Paw. [Finn & Jake fade away]

UGH!! [Both of them hit the ground]

Finn

[Shocked] JAKE! WHAT THE... WHY DID THE LICH WISH... WHA?! JAKE?!

Jake

It worked! [Hugs Finn]

Finn

Jake, this is serious! Something really messed up is happening!

Jake

HA HA! It already happened, and it never happened!

[Horrified] WHAT?! WHAT HAPPENED?!

Jake

Nothing, 'cause i saved everyone.

Peppermint Butler! Death!

Jake

What's up?

Peppermint Butler

Hey, um... those guys are doing selfies on the Lich. [pan right to see Grob Gob Glob Grod taking pictures of themselves on the Lich's shoulder] Is that safe?

[chuckles] Definitely gonna send these to Denise.

Prismo

Oh yeah, that's fine. He's harmless.

Peppermint Butler

Yeah, but why isn't he killing everyone in the room right now? Controlling our minds, making us rip each other's eyes out while we buttercup one another?

Prismo

Well, the Lich's primary function is to cause mass death. And since he can't do that while he is trapped in my Time Room, he's stuck in a standstill, like a machine without a purpose.

Peppermint Butler

[turns back] ..I'm so scared right now.

Yikes.

Jake

Aw, don't worry, he ain't gonna hurt nobody. [stretches his body over, puts his cup on the Lich's head] Ha!! You got a cup on your head! Ha ha, you dingus! [laughs, stretches back] See, he's docile as a lamb.

Peppermint Butler

Hmm... Well, okay. Then I guess I can go for a selfie too!

Jake

Yeah, man! Make your dreams come true!

Jake

Prismo?! You're alive!

Prismo

Well, not yet. Finn, in a second, you gotta stop yourself from waking up Jake.

Finn

Stop my who?

Prismo

Shoot! Hide! [Jake camouflages behind Finn, with another Finn and Prismo coming closer]

Hey, are we gonna turn around somewhere? I feel like we're lost.

No, I was just stalling, don't think about it. Come on, this way! [they exit, and everything's clear]

Prismo

That who.

Prismo

But wait, Jake — that means one of your alternate reality incarnations will sleep for eternity to keep me alive.

Jake

Cool, dude!

Prismo

Okay, but Finn, I'm not sure what'll happen if you confront yourself. He might explode.

Finn

He me, or other me?

Prismo

Y'know what? Forget it.

Finn

Shut it, Prismo. Heroes risk everything for their friends. Although I admit you're more Jake's friend than mine. Sometimes you can think someone is totally cool but you never become besties. Now I don't know why that happens. But regardless, let's do this! [exits]

Prismo

Good luck!

Prismo

Whoa, Finn, Hey, are you gonna wake up Jake?

Yeah. Is that gonna kill you again, though?

Prismo

My past self is doing Plan B, right?

Finn

PLAN B!!

WHAT THE?! AAAAAA'AAAAAAAAHHH!!! [The other Finn explodes, transforming into a sword in the process, Finn grabs the sword]

Finn

This is me? This sword is me?

Prismo

Finn Sword, dude.

Finn

Welcome Back, Prismo.

Prismo

Thank you, Finn.

Jake

Welcome back, Prismo.

Prismo

Thank you, Jake.

Prismo

Thanks for responding to my call, guys. I'm in a serious pickle, and I mean the bad kind—I mean like, a really smelly brown pickle?

Jake

Don't sweat it, boi! Finn and I got your back.

Finn

Who's bullying you, Prismo?

Prismo

Nobody's bullying me. Look, um... remember when you wished the Lich never existed and you created a new wish reality that ended up totally not working out?

No. / Vaguely, yes.

Finn

What?

Jake

You don't remember making that wish?

Finn

Wha..?

Jake

I thought I explained to you that one time.

Prismo

Dude, I'll catch you up. Look. [turns on TV wall to see alternate Finn and Jake playing the flute and howling, respectively] After you wished the Lich never existed, you got zapped to an alternate wish reality where magic doesn't really exist.

Finn

Wait! [pause video] Who's that dude?

Prismo

That's you, but sort of less cool.

Finn

..Uh-huh. Proceed.

Prismo

So, you find an old Marceline and the magic crown on the body of Ice King's skeleton, who was smushed under the weight of a frozen mutagenic bomb. But then, the Destiny Gang steal your family donkey, so you used the crown to become Ice Finn and save your donkey and your family. But... the crown makes you crazy and you ice everything up like a dumb bozo, which sets off the mutagenic bomb and releases the spirit of the Lich anyway. But then, this reality's Jake made a counter which would supposedly fix the problem, but as it turns out, it didn't really.

Finn

Can I just say that I don't remember any of this stuff?

Prismo

Because, technically, it didn't happen to you. But also, it still happened and that wish reality continues to exist.

Finn

[beat] Is this why all of a sudden one day I was way better at the flute?

Jake

Oh yeah, I noticed that.

Prismo

Listen! Something really bad is about to go down. [summons projection] Ice Finn is using his world's Enchiridion to build a portal to the multiverse. We literally do not know what will happen if he succeeds, but it could defs be catastrophic to the architecture of these realities. Now, if that happens, my boss—let me repeat that—my boss will hold me responsible. And by proxy, y'all both will be in the dip, too.

Finn

Why not just bloop-bloop it all better?

Prismo

Something there is dampening my powers! I am losing my picks over this biz!!

Jake

[to Finn] His boss? Who's that?

Finn

Alright, man. What do we do? [Prismo summons a case to him]

Prismo

Take this and use it to take care of the Ice Finn.

Finn

Oh. Wait, what do you mean by "take care of—"?

Prismo

Good luck, guys! We're all depending on you!