So, what am I being charged with?
Um...
Five counts of jerk-a-tearing! Hah!
Yeah. What does it matter?
DAHH!!! Of course it matters!! The way it works is — first, I transgress your meaningless rules, and then you maliciously persecute me!
That makes sense. You do bad things, I punish you.
FOOL!! You have disrupted that order! For — are you ready for this? I have committed no RECENT CRIME!!
Really? Um...
[laughing] I'm rocking your worldview!
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