Geez... I thought people would like that.
CCobbler
Why!? Why would anyone want that!?
So you can defend against evil monsters!
CCobbler
You're supposed to beat up monsters so we don't have to defend ourselves!
No, see? I'm helping you nonviolently!
CCobbler
Helping!? I can't even move my hands! I'm a cobbler, how'm I supposed to cobble with these useless chunk mitts!?
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