Marceline, if you're thinkin' about your dad so much, then... why don't you go see him?
He's not worth the effort.
Not worth what effort?
Well... first, I'd have to draw a circle with a happy face in the center, and then, ahh... douse it with bug milk.
Oh, yeah? [throws bug milk at the happy face, absorbing its contents into the symbol and lights dual candles]
[sigh] And then, you're supposed to chant something like, "Maloso vobis com et cum spiritum!"
Ha ha ha ha!
But... I-I don't really wanna see him. I'm still mad about the thing with the fries... Huh?
Ww-what?!
[the wall split in half a hellish fiery place beside Finn, seeing a shadow in the fire. The shadow then explodes bodily parts and forms a devilish figure in suit wear]
Marceline...
Finn, what the heck did you do?!
I... reunited you with your family?
MM!! [the figure seeps behind Finn]
Is this kid your evil servant?
I'm not evil, Marceline's Dad! I'm super good!
Super good? [he then grabs Finn and sucks his vital essence]
What are you doing?!
"Stealing your SOUL!!"
[he continues sucking Finn, screaming until Marceline pushes him away from her dad]
Dad! Ugh... You always do stuff like this!
[chuckles] Oh, Marceline. I never know what's gonna set you off. Waoh! [grabs her bass] Is this the family axe?
Huh? HEY!!
Did you turn it into some kind of lute?
GIVE IT BACK!! AND GET OUT!!!
'Kay. I'll go. I got business to attend to anyway, sucking up all the souls in Ooo...
Wha-i-i— No!!
See you kids later. [clutches door, smacks into Finn]
[Finn watches the cackling demon businessman walk out the door in pure shock and horror]
My bass!!
I've unleashed evil onto Ooo! We've gotta stop him, Marceline!
Fine, but I'm only coming with you to get my bass back.
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