Billy quotes from Adventure Time

Finn

Man! I'm such a huge nerd for you! Please take on as hero apprentices!

Billy

What for?

Finn

So that we can learn to kick evil's butt, just like you!

Jake

[slides] I wanna be the dog version of you!

Billy

Aw, that would be waste of time.

Jake

BILLY, WAKE UP!!!

Billy

What the heck are you guys doing in my crack!? It's 3 o'clock in the morning!!

Finn

Oh you know, just droppin' by to say hello, see what you been uhhhhhh... up to what uhh... How are these days..?

Jake

We came to see if you're dead.

Billy

What? Why would I be dead?

Finn

Hehe yeah.. stupid, umm... I had a dream about a bear and an old lady and a snail, and you were there and the snail killed you or something.

Billy

Was the Cosmic Owl there?

Finn

Uhh... yeah, on TV. Does that count?

Billy

Your dream is an ill omen of grave significance.

Billy

Finn?

Finn

Yeah?

Billy

Are you ready to come with me on a mission to save all life from the Lich?

Finn

...Yes.

Finn

What's the thing you wanted to tell me?

Billy

Oh, uh... You must go to the citadel. That's where your father is.

Finn

Joshua's not alive. Me and Jake buried him behind the--

Billy

Not Joshua! Your other dad. Dad the Human.

Finn

What?

Billy

Your father, Finn. He's alive! He's alive. (He's alive... He's alive...)