Jack Donaghy quotes from 30 Rock

Jack

[to Liz] I like you. You have the boldness of a much younger woman.

Jack

All you have to do as the writing staff of an NBC show is incorporate positive mentions, or "POS-MENS" of GE products into your program. For example you could write an episode where one of your character purchases, and is satisfied with one of GE's direct current drilling motors for off-shore or land-based projects.

Jack

Whenever I have a problem, I tackle it head on. A year ago I was an inch and a half shorter. Sheer willpower.

Jack

That's where Donaghy Estates comes in. Now as you may have read in Robert Parker's Wine Newsletter, "Donaghy Estates tastes like the urine of Satan after a hefty portion of asparagus."

Jack

I'm not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness.

Jack

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

Jack

Look how Greenzo's testing! They love him in every demographic: colored people, broads, fairies, commies. Gosh, we gotta update these forms.

Jack

Lemon, what happened? Did you take an Ambien with your Franzia and sleepwalk here?

Jack

So how did you two meet...Amber Alert?

Jack

Mother, there are terrorist cells that are more nurturing than you are.

Jack

And Deborah is testing off the charts in the most profitable demographics: Soccer moms, NASCAR dads, white collar pervs and the obese.

Jack

I even stopped to catch a snowflake with my tongue, but apparently that's some signal in Chelsea.

Jack

Be a white man. Take credit.

Jack Donaghy

I thought by now you’d be somewhere that US law couldn’t touch you; like Bali, or Utah.

Jack

Ongoing train wreck aside, I love this idea; it's great synergy. By putting a TV actress into the movie world we can promote both. It's like how we're including a Heroes DVD with every missile system we sell.