“Believe in the Stars” · Season 3, Episode 2
In this episode: Jack Donaghy (2), Tracy Jordan (1), Jenna Maroney (1), Kenneth Parcell (1)
[Excited about cable TV] There's a whole channel on the cable that just tells you what's on the other channels!
I know, Kenneth. It's okay.
I'm glad I'm not a white man, Mr. Donaghy. ...Is SpongeBob SquarePants supposed to be terrifying?
You're darn right he is, Kenneth.
Okay, I'm Jeffrey. I am a mediator, and you two are having a dispute. Now why is that?
Because Tracy thinks he can treat me unfairly because I'm a woman.
What? Please, we are here because white folks think they can do whatever they want to do to black folks. It's like when Adrien Brody kissed Halle Berry at the Oscars! White people stole jazz, rock 'n roll, Will Smith, and heart disease! Now they think they can take my hard-earned money.
Be a white man. Take credit.
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